My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

THRILLING ISINT IT? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, another day and another post. actually its eveing here where iam. 6 hours ahead of NY time. Think, the land of wild pigs and beer! no , not your brothers girlfriends house! GERMANY!

so lets blog this bitch already.

The other day as ´´the spoiler´´ was talking to one of thier friends,via phone, in the background was some fuss over a spider that had crawled inside the other partys house. ´´ The spoiler´´ was mortified when thier friend told thier kids, dont worry let the cat get it! Ö WTF???
I mean, sure let the cat get it. and get sick too! some folks are , MORONS!
so in another installment of my lists, heres one i compiled . Its what cats wont get , eat or take care of for you lazy ass humans!
Birds!
somehow the idea of getting my eyes pecked out by tweety isint grand in my book. not to mention the possiblity of bird flu. Ill pass on this one, thanks.
Mice.
They have fleas! i mean who wants to eat something that plays host to a parasite?
plus they have long tails too. another dinner id not eat.
Snakes.
Will the humans suck my paw after iam bitten? get real folks. Iam not gonna play the snake flute and get bit ! let the pros do that in a wicker basket, in a van down by the river!
Rabbits.
Thinks large white buck teeth that bite plus i will not go down in history as the cat that slaughterd the easter bunny either.
Bats.
Oh your really dreaming on this idea! if you want that bat out of your house, use the broom or the pellet gun! aint nooooooo way me and the count are going to meet face to face!
Bees.
oh yes!! watch us chase a hornet and not make a attempt to kill it befour it kills us. Who would let thier cat go after a bee? well other then the cat nazi iam sure but, iam just saying !
so thats my list of things that sadly,, you humans are gonna have to face yourself should they make its way inside your house, or garage or back yard or anywhere.
Its called,, self preservation and iam liking that word more and more. I dont know if the spider cat actually ate the thing or the person on the other end of the phone smooshed it. Id like to hope they got off thier lazy ass and took care of it and not let the cat do so .
New topic.
PS3! yes yes, it only goes now , on ebay for over a grand, and to think that ppl are biding on this new gadget is like ehh? For on thing its the japan version, so ya gonna have to buy a diff power plug so it dont blow your fues or it blows the game. second, iam sure your going to have to MOD it so it can play differant countries versions of ps2 games. and third, who would piss away over one thousand dollars on ebay for something that will be in the states and here in the EU come next spring?
Ill tell ya who. the spoiled folks, who want it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
well id like a frigging rolls royce for my trips to the vets too, but when that happens, is when fried chicken flys into my mouth.
I think this might be the end of SONY! they lost too much money on the battery thing and now this?
stick with the xbox 360, if one must upgrade from the ps2. or the nitendo game console thats coming out very soon. send sony a message that we arent mindless droids that piss away money.
My owners said, nope, they arent going to buy the new ps3 . i think they rather use that money on me and cain :) !!!!!!!
so thats it from the litterbox this eveing. Hope you enjoyed our time we spent. if not, ill be sure to add a complaint form on this blog .
Talk to you fine folks soon. take care and thanks for stoping on by and reading my blog.
words of wisdom, never walk across the carpet in the winter with wool socks and pet your dog or cat. the outcome can be quite nasty! not for us,, for the humans ;) !
CIAO!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yo murphy. You be one crazy ass cat.
great blog and some topics too.
sign me a fan brother.