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  SPY VS SPY

• OK! after reading the news today once ´´wasderface´´ awoke from their all night seperation anxiety party they threw for themselfs ,what do they read on all the major news internet sights? yeppers,, you guessed it more of this spy spooks cloak and dagger crap and it all comes back to russia. Heres a link,http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/01/world/main2221645.shtml,why its a treasure trove on new info for anyone interested about this crazy ass crap going on the EU countries. wait,, ok england didint join the EU. Dont know why but shit, if this how they do bizz then lets hope they dont! They can keep thier really bad version of jamie bond ,plus they serve warm beer. another reason to not want em ;)


• So , the ex spy that died, his wife is slightly contaminated now. what does slightly contaminated mean? You might glow? set off a few check points at major airports? I can set a box of microwave popcorn on her head and its done in 3 mins? wtf?! This shits gotta stop and soon! MEMO TO BLAIR pull your head from your ass and get to the bottom of this pronto. Ok on to lastnights activity that went on with ´´wasderface´´. First it was boring like i knew it was gonna be. I mean sure us cats sleep most of the day but things didint pick up untill they got the phone call from ´´the spoiler´´ who at this time wasint feeling any pain from thier xmas party ! lotta laughter going on . The phone was put on speaker so i could hear ems, and yep they were buzzed. so after that all that icky kiss kiss crap humans do over the phone was over, wasderface called some family members and soon things picked up ok. For one when they told the other party over the phone that they had the house to emselfs for the night , it was like wtf? and your not partying? so like good family members do, they encouraged ´´wasderface´´ to have a beer and relax.


• ok they did and soon one party was trying to teach the other party german and then it switched to spanish , which somehow after 2 beers, ´´wasderface´´ was speaking spanglish mixed with german. OUCH MY EARS!! It was bad bad i say. If they ever talked like that in public, someone would have probably shot em on the spot. so small talk about family stuff back in the states and things here in germany, etc. and yes, after ´´wasderface hung up , they indeed grab the drum sticks and air drum to some major tunes. I stayed far away in case of oopps dropped or threw a stick and just kinda watched em. Finaly it was morning Ö . yeppers they stayed up late and i said to myself,, i need some weed. Heres a pick of me and my weed :) great stuff too ,

ahhhh and it was all mine!

• Great pic huh? see and i bet some ppl reading this were thinking about the other weed that makes some humans act like complete eeediots! or raid the fridge and make some really odd concoctions of food and actually eat it! I might add that ´´wasderface´´ got up pretty late today and slept on the couch with grannys wool blanket. Not that i minded, it kept me warm and i made sure i left most of my hair all over it too in the process. FINALY ´´the spoiler´´ comes home ! i flew down the stairs and meowed my ass off and demanded to be picked up and get some lovings. I followed em all over the house, sniffed out thier luggage and decided that it smelt kinda funny and didint care for it and then attemped to chew on a zipper . afterwards, when the household settled down, i made my way on to the couch and plopped and purred with content, as ´´the spoiler´´ pet my belly and head and i even didint get pissy when they touched my tail ! it was heaven and iam so glad ´´the spoiler´´ is home now and no more of this crappy xmas company parties meeting stuff! next yr i think i will shred all thier luggage so to make it impossible for em to pack and go there again. So that s my excitment in the last 24 hours. Sure missed ´´ the spoiler´´ who was gone for 38 hours :( oh and me and cain rasied some massive hell this morning playing and kinda used ´´wasderface´´ as a launch pad to sneak ontop of the coffee table and have a battle of the pens and stuff. we swatted mega items all of which made its way to the floor, or on the other side of the couch. Shit folks, we are cats, thats what we do. and very well i might add! Plus its not personal responsibility to make sure humans dont slip on things that fell on the floor either. LOOK next time humans! well thats my blog for tonight. I think i will now go lay down in the bedroom and crash with ´´the spoiler´´ and enjoy my human owner , back from thier trip. Thanks folks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not. talk to ya folks ,, iono,, probably monday, till then, WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Carpe Cerevisi - (Seize the beer!)

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!