My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/27/AR2006092702134.html
I know , iam kinda going eehh? after my owners read that articule link above! 75 million US dollars spent on pretty much shit!
Who audits those ppl for thier work, or lack of in this case and approves thier paychecks? My owners were like, damn, at band camp we had better shacks then that place, and nope, no lights ever got clogged with human waste either!
Its Enuff to make a person rethink just why was there a fox left in charge of guarding the chicken coop!? Hell i think boy scouts can build better structures that that place. But nuff about that mess thats costing US taxpayers money . Money that could have been used to like, yanno, help with the rebuilding of certian gulf states that to this day, still look like mother nature took a huge dump on it! (leads me to believe they dont give a rats ass about nothing but MAKING MONEY)

So the weekend was a blur of major house cleaning and at times some major bitching about things. For one, ´´wasderface´´ really shouldint like drink 3 cups of strong coffee and then clean the house like the queen was coming on over for tea, THEN, attempt to haul out all the xmas decorations and deck the halls with ,,blah etc. I am not to keen on them drinking any caffine product. Damn they are hyper enough without anymore juice flowing into thier veins. But i gotta admitt, once they were finished , the place looked great! Christmas time has arrived in the house of murphy. So far i didint destroy any thing . give me time. I did however check out the new lights the humans brought and hung em from the staircase. Very white and pretty. Plus this way, cain can be spotted easier in the hallway and perhaps lessen the chance of one of the humans snapping a leg when they trip over em. hes dark, the hallway to the bathroom is dark and well, ya can have some problems with that yanno?

http://www.realage.com/index.aspx now this might blow some of you folks over when or if you take this test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not kidding. do it and find the results. My owners were amazed at thier results bigtime. No you dont have to buy anything from these ppl nor is your email sold and soon ya get crap in your mailbox. just a simple test based on humans daily daily routine, etc.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/12/04/061204210338.yi5mw8je.html Yanno if i was human and had to fly overseas or anywhere and had to pass thru this xray machine and it might show my body complete with all the parts we were told to NOT play with as a kid, i really wouldint mind! so long as i know that everyone else had thier kooter or woody, xrayed and inspected full body via this machine.Now some ppl are crying foul and saying its not good ,privacy issues etc. well when your dead due to some nutbag blowing up a plane or train , your privacy gets worse. remember folks, some dr, has to pronounce you dead and most cases, that means autopsy! Do you really think once dead, they leave your clothes on and wont see you naked? get real. Its amazing what some folks gripe about . If someone seeing my owners naked ass on some xray machine, means safety for all so be it! the only thing they may have to hide is some stretch marks and a birthmark! Cant have it both ways folks. Bitch about lack of security then bitch even more due to improved security! i know, only brown ppl blow up things, well heres a eye opener for you, hit this link ,http://www.jacksonsun.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061129/NEWS01/611290311/1002

Hmmm,, terror, its not just for non white folk anymore!!

Wonder why this wasint aired on fox news or the other news networks? just a thought to ponder yanno? so i think thats about it from here. Time to gather my tired and weary ass from this past weekends First advent and the house cleaning monstor vacume cleaner! I HATE DIRTDEVILS!!! Talk to ya fine folks tomorow. thanks for stoping on by and reading my blog and oh for John Bolton. BYE BYE! cant say many are sad to see the col. mustard prick leave the U.N. and someone should ask em , where was he during vietnam????

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Cura nihil aliud nisi ut valeas - Pay attention to nothing except that you do well. (Cicero)

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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