LEFTOVERS!!!
Greetings again folks! Above is a pic my owners found and made remarks about how much fun it was ´´back then´´ when big family xmas dinners were common and all that jazz. Now for me , as a cat, it looks like a excellent chance to jump up on the that table and do some mega plate cleaning. MAN! think of all that gravy and small bits of turkey or ham or whatever, a human might have been to lazy to clean off . and check out what looks like the gravy boat in the back. Imagine if you can, all that fat that rose to the surface once it got cold and clotty. For a cat thats like a ice cream cone for a little kid yanno?
anyways,, enough about the mess from yesteryears. Lets move right along with todays latest crap thats going on in the world.
http://www.rawstory.com/ Ö There is just too much stuff to begin with. Id recommend reading the NRA story for starters. If it does turn out to be true , then my owners will be really dispointed in that group. :( Then theres the story about a ruptuerd pipeline in the gulf , galvestan texas thats spilled 21,0000 gallons of oil so far into the ocean. How nice for the fish.
and if you read further, theres the articule about how saddams appeal was lost and he will be hanged in january. All his hanging is going to accomplish is pissing off alot of already pissed off ppl! Send the prick to prison for the rest of his life.
The way i figure, when they hang em , this will put more ppl and troops in harms way, as loyalist of saddam will begin a revenge killing. But then again , wtf does washington care? its not thier mess anymore. Shit they can blame that on the unstable iraqi goverment yanno?
Um wait a min! Then why is president bush always telling my humans that this nation will use thier oil to highjack the mideast and its roadmap to peace. Someones lying ,,,,http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/energy/2006-12-26-iran-oil_x.htm?csp=34 ,,, will wonders never cease?
Anyways, things here in The House Of Murphy went smooth again today and tonight. Its the second day of xmas here in germany, so once again my owners dinned on the yummy leftovers . Us cats got our sheba cat food again. This time we kinda demanded it actually. We rasied alot of hell around the place and stalked the humans everytime they went into the kitchen. Only after they started to make thier supper, did they realize that oops, we forgot the cats! EDDDIOTS!!!
Oh and cain kinda got the upper hand on me today and got alitte rammy. I mean hes fat and if he attacks from behind and jumps on you, its gonna knock the wind right out of my lungs. So as iam laying there,, being batted at by cain like some cat pinata, i managed to let out my HELP meow. This made the humans yell the standard ´´HEY GUYS´´!!!!! and cain left . I layed there sucking in the air my lungs were screaming for prior to the yell. man is cain a fat ass!!!
FUNNIES!! ok this ones stupid and all i can think of is, Dont forget to breathe!
I dont think this newsman likes any spiders or snakes! Take 3 and action!
DO NOT VIEW IF EASILY SCARED OR FREAKED OUT!! and WTF is this ??
Imagine humans if all those video games you played, ever did come to life?
MMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahh sadly there are some humans who drink this !
anyways, i think thats it for me tonight, time to head on upstairs and take a nap with the large fat one! yep, cain. Thanks folks for stoping on by and reading my blog, or not.
Talk to you fine ppl tomorow night. Till then,,,
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum - So potent was religion in persuading to evil deeds. (Lucretius).
CIAO!!!
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