My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Sunday, December 17, 2006

NOW WITH WEEKEND EDITIONS BY CAIN!

Hello folks ! This is the weekend editon with me, Cain. Murph asked me to fill in for em on the weekends so here i go . I dont blog, except if you count www.catster.com as some sort of blog. But even thats getting to be kinda hard time wise. Anyways, lets get this segment started.
We begin tonights blog with the news from the states. It seems that in the states of Florida and California, authorites have banned all lethal injections on death row inmates following a large fuck up , that took place in the state of florida.
To make a long story short, 34 mins worth of reading, Dr.s at a prison in florida while attempting to insert the lethal injection needles into a deathrow inmate, mistakenly pushed the needles thru the veins, thus causing the inmate 34 mins to die from the lethal injection. It appears that the toxic substance was absorbed thru body fat and other tissue mass. When officials noticed that the inmate was still alive after the average time it takes for the drugs to kick in, a second dose was injected. Witnesses reported seeing the inmate struggle and grimace in pain untill the second dose took its desired effect. Drs at the florida state prison , first tried to write the fuck up, as due to the inmates liver disease. However, after a autopsy was performed by a state dr, it was determined that the inmate did suffer from heptitis, but that his liver appeard to be in normal operational state.

Since this fuck up, Florida Gov. Jeb bush has banned all practise of lethal injection untill a inquiry is made into how such a thing could happen and ways to avoid future incidents.(note, florida ended the use of the electric chair in the late 90s, after two death row inmates , heads caught fire during the electrocution) The case in california is one where a judge is reviewing a claim in court that such death sentences are inhumane and should not be used anymore. Untill the judge reaches thier decision, Gov. Terminator has ceased all forms of capital punshiment.

One could ask was the second does one for the road? In the meantime, as my owners watched the news and kinda looked like ehh? Us cats decided to scour the internet and here we bring you a BBCNEWS ´´have your say´´ about the above story. LINK:http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?threadID=5019&&edition=2&ttl=20061217003213 While my owners are aware of the fact that those deathrow folks arent the milk and cookie types. Who took life from another for whatever gain they thought they might have at the time. None the less, they think that perhaps a review should be done into what drs are hired for such tasks. A nurses aid isint cutting it folks , as to be the one to perform these death sentence laws. To be fair, my owners wont comment on thier views of capitol punishment and let you folks reading this , make your own minds up.



wait, hang on, ugh this color blue is like ,, get me a new color staff,, ill wait.


ok better. Murphy told me to tweek this blog to my liking but that color was the shitz!
On to news here in Germany. Tuesday the humans will venture out and hit the christmas market here. If one has ever been to one, then you are aware of the smells. burnt meats that soak in thier own grease for hungry patrons to buy as they scurry up and down the plaza . Seeking out unique xmas ornaments or that really odd gift to get someone. At times there are those ppl mixed in the crowd that have drank to much eggnogg or gluvwine and find themselfs being escorted by the ´´drunk police´´ . Whiney sometimes loud children who want 5 euro balloons that they end up letting go of as they reach for thier ice cream cone with both hands at the ice palors. Locals bands cranking out the tunes every 500 ft from one another and of course, thousands of candles, candle oils, smoked sausage, beer, cheese´s, clothes, hats, wallets hand crafted from real leather and belts, jewerly,tie dyed shirts, xmas wreaths and other assorted items being sold.
Its a maze and mix of ppl coughing, laughing, talking, walking ,drinking sea of never ending movment. One idea to handle such ,,, Xanax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring 100 euro as your ´´thats all iam spending ´´ and enjoy humans :)!



News wise, my owners and us, were watching the news and seeing all that chaos going on in the mideast. fighting, mini wars, ppl turning on eachother. its a shame folks. The UN is worthless and unable to stop this shit. So while we in the West sit back and watch it all unfold, thinking,, ahh it wont affect me´´ think again!

Aside from my above thread, things back at the house of murphy ( um i live here too but its his blog so ill let that slide for now) are running smooth. The humans rigged the new cat tree so my large frame can fit more secure and comfy wise. I admitt i have a beer belly. cept its not from beer. Some male cats get this after thier ´´nads´´ are snipped! Its true. murphy was a odd kitten. HAHAHAHA shh ill let ya in on a little secret, he had to have a operation when he was 9 months old , cause one of his ´´nads´´ didint drop! imagine his embrassment! so he got unlucky in puberty but lucky in his ´´afternad life´´ ! he didint get the gut from the cut!!! lucky bastid!!
Well thats it from my weekend edition as a sub blogger. Hope you folks enjoyed it. If not send your comments to the comment box and ill make sure murphy reads them. Um ,,,i see here that weekdays, murphy quotes alot of latin. I dont know shit in latin, so lets skip that part and add a closing comment from my own view point.

hang on, iam thinking,,,,, oh, ok. Sometimes in life when your handed lemons, dont gripe, sue the bastards that have stockpiled all the sugar so you can make lemonaid!!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN,,,,,,,,,,,,SUB weekend edition BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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