My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Tuesday, December 19, 2006





WORKING HARD TO BRING YOU THE NEWS YOU DONT WANT TO LOOK FOR!

http://www.rawstory.com/ yanno there is wayyyyyyy to much shit going on and down in washington and the world to pick anyone topic to bring you folks news aboutTonight. Heres the link for one websight that wraps it up in one dirty neat little package!
http://thinkprogress.org/ And here is yet more of the crap thats passing for politics nowadays for you folks to check out and read if your heart desires!

Onto other news to report to ya folks. Well the humans like most humans, waited untill this week, today actually to go out and shop for xmas dinner stuff and gifts for folks. Talk about pushy crowds. It was throngs of folks who deemed it thier right that thier purchases were more important then others. Thus the shopping became sort of like a battle royal from hell! From the very young to the very old, middle age and young adults. My owners survived the invasion of the last week befour xmas shoppers!

Not to mention the fav part of shoping for my owners was the part where large familys dragged thier non speaking german family members into the store who are visiting from another country and had to explain to them what these are !

how they are used and why and all the while my owners are stuck in the health and beauty care aisle. Thier crime? looking for razor blades and ,shampoo and a new toothbrush heads for the braun! finaly it seemed the that non speaking german woman from ?? country X got the idea what the box of tampax was for and proceeded to grab 10, (thought twice and grabbed another 3 for good measuer), packs of em in her large arms and dump then into her familys shoping cart! my owners were like ehh??? ok then. Off to the hardware and kitchen for new water glasses. sadly this was located next to where all the xmas lights and stuff was. yanno those last min folks who think they dont have enough lights already and really need to deplete the power grids for thier home!! FINALY nearing the checkout, my owners are looking for a poker game to play with friends this new years eve and out pops a child from nowhere and colides head on with the humans shoping cart! The evil eye that given to em by the childs no where to be found mom, was really nice. The kid was ok, more scared then hurt and was dragged off by AWOL mom , after looking back and giving my owners the old stick your tounge out , routine!
SOME KIDS SUCK! at least the ones that were present today in the stores my owners had to visit!

So, after my owners s dragged thier beat and tired asses back home, unloading thier goodies and having a very late dinner, they crashed on the couch, thanking GOD that they only have us cats ! no kids! and no family members from countrys that dont have tampax and didint have to start a medical explaination in the store while 13 other ppl who were jammed up in the same aisle had to wait and think ´´ OMG!!!!!! by em all just GTF out of the way already´´!!!!!

Domestic news to tell ya folks about! So i guess Cain did ok this weekend covering for me with his sub blogger temp job. I might keep em on full time , depends . If he keeps telling secrets about my past health issues i had as a kitten then NOT! We talked and i think he understands that blogs arent really for cats to spill the beans on thier brother cats! just stick to the news and other goings on in the world and leave my nads out of the convo!
Well thats it from here for me. Murphy VonBauer! I think i will join the humans for a early night and i cant wait for the horror stories they recount after tomorows xmas market they are going to!
Thanks folks for stoping on by and reading my blog,, or not. Talk to ya fine ppl tomorow.
untill then,,,,,its back the ,

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,Vos vestros servate, meos mihi linquite mores - You cling to your own ways and leave mine to me. (Petrarch).

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















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