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ITS BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greetings again fine folks who read this blog. Somethings to report on this cold brr night here in germany. The old garbage war game is back!!Yes sadly in this part of town, there are cull de sacks that have to share large dumpsters for humans to toss thier trash into. Now if you own cats, you must be aware that usualy twice a week my and cains litter box is changed and then thrown out. Like normal folks do right? Well, it appears now that there in one miserable bitch of a neighbor my owners have who has taken it upon herself to claim that my owners are throwing too much trash out! This frau, whom my owners named frau MT as in mac truck. Due to her face and looks, as if she met one head on, stands in her windows and keeps track on those who make the trip to the dumpsters. IF she deems it too much, she flees her home and confronts the offender with words like,, ´´to much air in the bags, poke holes in em´´! Yes folks, thats what my owners will do. Everytime they hefty cinch sack thier trash out side, they will jump up and down on that fucking trash bag , in plain sight of frau MT , in order for her to see that yes, the air is gone from the trash bags and the parking lot coverd in garbage juice!

This could be any assortment of juices,, say old cooking grease, cat puke, old egg shells, and even that tupperware stuff that turned green and was thrown out.

Iam betting along with my owners, that if they keep this practise up come the warm hot humid months, frau MT will be quite pleased as those ordors waff thier way inside her house. :)~ Oh and yes even all the cat box changings too will make thier mark outside her window. It seems her house is very close to the dumpsters.

I cant wait untill my owners jump on all those kitty litter piss clumps and the bag breaks slighty. I bet Frau MT will love the smell of cat piss early in the morning !

Sadly this is the only way to deal with ppl that have no life and intend on not obtaining one anytime soon!

Other news to tell ya about. http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/13/cheneys-silence/awww gee shucks! Dont tell me that Big Dick wants to quit the game of cowboys and insurgents??? Comon, he was pro war for so many yrs and now suddenly the Vice prick, er president has decided to like lay low and let jr.dipshit take all the negative credit for it? I mean wasint it big dick that said in 2004 that the ´´insurgents in Iraq were in thier last throes´´? Plus claimed time and time again that al Quadea was inside iraq ? Yanno plus all those weapons of mass destruction that never materialized either. NOW big dick wants to walk away from the mess hes partly to blame for? Like a little kid after a fight on the school yard who ran his mouth but then once his ass got kicked, he shuffles home to lick his wounds of humilation and blame the other folks!

TWO WORDS:ASSHOLE!!!! But what do we or can we expect from a man who got 5 deferments from the vietnam war!!! Bye big dickhead! have fun sitting at your do nothing office for the next two yrs. Enjoy the status as a figure head and nothing more! LOSER!

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/12/12/cnn-bush-is-very-seriously-considering-sending-more-troops-to-iraq/ yet more outrageous shit coming from the whitehouse! Now we know why Bush said he hasint made any decisons about the Iraq war report. Why the stupid bastard is just waiting untill after the holidays to send more troops! The white house spokes person, tony ´´perkins´´ snow, said that the president will have his decsion sometime in january! perfect timing!

Yanno as my owners sometimes say, Ken star spent something like 20 million in his investigation into then president Bill clintons sex scandle with miss piggy aka monica lewinsky. Why cant some special commite be appointed to investigate the illegal war in iraq and get to the bottom of this mess and IMPEACH!!!!!!!???

Bill only screwed a woman,, Bush screwed a entire country and other nations with his lies, and cheating ways on behalf of his love for big oil and massive money !

Thanks again morons, who voted for bush not once,, but twice!!! So when the economy colapses and the chinese start trading in Euro, the USA is so fucked its not even funny!!

On to domestic news about The House Of Murphy! I allowed ´´the spoiler´´ to brush out some very serious hair clumps i had on my back. We are talking almost dread locks! seems this time of the yr, my winter fur comes in like crazy and if not kept a eye on, it becomes something like the fur of a mt. yak!! it took ´´the spoiler´´ about 45 mins to release me from my fur clone and now i look once again like a cat and not some raggy ass mop! Not to mention , this way iam not given tainted liver worst with a knockout pill pulverized into it , eat it and then 3 hours later look at cain and ask em,, ´´yo dude is your face sliding off´´? Cause other wise they cant take me to the vets, due to my fear of pet carriers and well vets!

So thats it from here,, The House Of Murphy! Thanks fine folks for stoping on down and reading my blog or not. Talk to ya fine ppl again tomorow. Untill then,,

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Brevis ipsa vita est sed malis fit longior - Our life is short but is made longer by misfortunes. (Publilius Syrus)

CIAO!!!!!