http://suche.aolsvc.de/suche/bilder/search.jsp?q=christmas+market+&famFilter=on&imgc=&imgsz=&x=26&y=14Where the humans spent the entire day and eveing in and at !!!
well they made it out alive and are back home! The owners went and walked a round trip of 6, miles up and down the christmas market today. They came home later then i liked, as the food bowl was near empty from cains feast fest! Oh and they ached and ouched thier way inside and plopped on the couch rubbing thier feet and making snap like noise with thier backs and necks! If ya ask me, id rather skip such a event and say no thanks and just google what a christmas market looks like. Way to much walking and stoping , not to mention it was rather chilly out today too. So heres what the humans encounterd today, The first thing on the list was the food! ´´The spoilers´´ mom came along with the humans and she made a bee line for the sauteed mushrooms in cream sauce! So after that came the ´´moms´´ favorite xmas drink , that ya only get here once a year. Eggnogg. Oh yes folks moma drank her cup of it and then after wards asked for alittle help from the humans to walk . yeppers they make that stuff here strong! ´´wasderface´´ avoided this booze and also the gluvwine. sadly as the humans in tow with mom were walking along looking at the stuff for sale, there was the very first drunk they encouterd!
They kinda felt sorry for the old lush, as he somehow managed to fall over a railing and couldint get up! A few passerbyers, stopped and flipped out thier cellphones to call the EMTs, as this dude was not going to be able to get up, let alone walk. Talk about being ripped beyond repair. And it was only 1:00pm in the afternoon too. He was yelling ´´ich haben kine problem alles klar´´ which means in german, no problem iam ok folks. Right, this dudes eyes couldint even focus on anyone person let alone the ppl talking to em that called for help! I dont like drunk humans. My first owners were like this befour they bounced me and cain off to the pound because they were to frigging cheap to get my bladder fixed. bastids!Iam glad i made it here in the forever home i have now :) So after witnessing the man pee his pants, the humans scurried off and to find more attractive things to look at during the xmas market.
Sadly when one takes a older human to a xmas market, the younger generations only end up buying shit in the older humans eyes. Yessssssss everything ´´the spoiler´´ and ´´wasderface´´ looked at was shit! Kinda got to the point where the humans were like sighhhhhhhhh! Finaly after my owners visted a hut that was selling samurai swords did the shit hit the fan. And yes ´´the spoilers´´ mom was right , it was shit! They wanted to take a look at a sword for 55 euro. So they took the sword out of its sheath and there in plain folks was stamped,,, MADE IN CHINA!!!!!!!!!!! um,, samurais were not chinese folks!! Plus it was so dull. how dull? duller then say john McCains speaches. Now thats mighty dull folks. Later after a cup of coffee, ´´the spoiler´´ told thier mom to please not comment on what shit, my owners might stop and look at?? please?!!! Eggnogg moma relented and all was well in the hike in the xmas market after. The humans brought some nice shiney silver rings, that will drive me batty when the sun reflects off em inside the living room here! I mean thier watch heads do that now yanno? Oh and a cool crystal rock that sits on top of a spiral thing that makes it glow and fade to various colors. More stuff for my eyes to spazz out over. And they dragged home some more smelly tealite oil stuff too. Some of the oil smell is ok, the rest is like , well it can gag me but then again my nose is like 10 times more powerfull then humans yanno?
Then as the humans with eggnogg moma were walking along, ´´the spoilers´´ cellphone rings,, its the boss! wanted to know about some budget ? course in the meantime what the idiot boss didint know was that the humans were in the process of eating and by the time the boss got his info ( the boss is,a moron whos not too I.T. savy and is afraid to ask questions in fear of looking like the ´´i dont know shit, i got this job by kissing many of asses´´) one of the humans food was cold! if that were me, id tell the jerk , ya owe me 4.00 euro for my now cold food i was eating when you rang yanno? Anyways, as the humans were making thier way out of the maze of the xmas market , one of em, the american, spied a begger. Some tall young dude with neat hair,ratty clothes, beard, nice teeth and didint reek like booze and had a dog with em wrapped in a blanket. Being how my owner didint have alot of money on em, they dipped into thier pockets and gave the dude 5 euro and said merry xmas. Suprisinly the dude answerd back,, thank you, in english! Nope he wasint like the drunk my owners saw eailer either. Probably some young dude that fell onto hard times due to?? besides folks,, 5 euro for him and his dog was probably like a big thing yanno? knowing the one human owner i have here, if they had it on em, they would have gave the dude 20 euro. I know, but put yourself in that young mans place . cant be very um, self esteem building when you have to hang out in the cold with your one and only friend, a mangy mutt and leave a cup in front of ya and pray ppl are kind and that some rotten bastids dont come along and make fun or worse take his money! cause some things like that have happend to the homeless. And no they dont have food pantrys here in germany unless you belong to some church or have registerd as being homeless to. Makes sence,,,,,,,,NOT!
So just as the humans and eggnogg mom were leaving,after 4 hours, came the drove of the teenagers! As they left they spied the homeless man leaving too! He smiled and waved at em , only one of caught it and waved back . after my owners treck they decided to hit subways. Now subway is a american food chain. And for some germans its kinda of intimiating to go inside. The humans took eggnogg mom in with em and asked her what sub she wanted. As the dude behind the counter was making it, suddenly eggnog mom, looked sad. asked what was wrong, she whisperd, ´´he didint put any cheese on it´´. The dude behind the counter heard this and told eggnog mom,, kine panic,, the cheese comes later! Ahh some old folks are just to timid to speak up or something . But in the end , all was well in the land of the humans, eggnog mom and the subway subs they brought.
But truth be told,, they coulda brought us cats back one of these bad ass looking puppies!
Onward to some politcal news and a story that some still didint know or dont want to know. This link was given to my owners via a friend. Now the websight can be at times a wee bit radical for my owners liking, but read this and then ask yourself,, why hasint anyone gone to jail over this?
http://wakeupfromyourslumber.blogspot.com/2006/05/iraq-wmd-lie-that-wont-go-away.html
But then again iam sure that you folks know the reason why,, OIL! and über crooks that make money from it.
http://pageoneq.com/news/mili121906.html This makes no sence after you finished reading and the go and read this !http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2006%2FPOLITICS%2F12%2F19%2Fbrownback.judge.ap%2Findex.html ehhh??? say one thing and let others say another? no wonder the USA is divided.
anyways thats it from my end of the globe here in Germany folks.Thanks for stoping on by and reading my blog, or not. Talk to ya fine ppl tomorow. And heres hoping your human owners had fun at a xmas market too.
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Causarum justia et misericordia - For the causes of justice and mercy.
CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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