My View From The Litter Box!

How not to report breaking news . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkjbZZ8vqfU. someone hand this lady some water, perhaps a inhaler for asthma? damn,, poor thing. She kinds sounded like a old cat lady i knew once. lotta hair balls she was capable and known for tossing up too! Perhaps this human in her zeal for coverage, just got overworked up or something yanno? I mean saddams swinging in the wind is just hours away and maybe she wanted to be first one to bring it ya live on the air!

speaking of, seems thats all the news tonight is covering, saddams soon to be hanging. Nothing really about anything going on over in iraq, like car bombs that killed more ppl or roadsize bombs that killed more troops. Nope, saddams hanging is thee leading story for every major news outlette. Last night as my owners were up late and watched 360 with anderson cooper, there was a segment on by a pathologist , who was saying that hanging isint really painfull. Pretty much as soon as the rope snaps, so does the persons neck. It was like watching some really sick twisted version of the science guy . It went on in detail how the brain will shut down and a person can have a heartbeat for up to ten mins afterwards, but fear not folks, the brain is dead after 3 mins with no air getting to it! NOW where was this man, when the
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coulda spare the congress alot of mess to race back and stick thier noses into a persons wishes over a spouse health! Either way to me watching it all as i was cleaning my ghost nads, it was alittle on the tacky side and the human flicked the channel after the dr dude went on to say that sometimes ppls eyes can turn red from blood presuer from inside the brain, hence why the hood.

Moving on to other events happening in the world, it seems that the once great now loser Mike tyson, has had yet another run in with the law. http://rawstory.com/news/2006/Former_champ_Tyson_arrested_for_dru_12292006.html

Whats it going to take for this EDDDIOTT to wake up?

On the topic of losers, it seems more and more now that the Rosie O´donnel and donald trump verbal fight has taken even more low hits! This is what passes for celebrity status now-a-days? One loud mouth overly opiniated bitch and one, bad comb over former real estate heavyweight? These ppl should get a life! No a real one. When asked by a reporter over statements regarding his bankrupt past or alleged bankrupt past and his affairs he had while married, trump could only recite that he never was bankrupt, how much money he had, how he was on the cover of forbes, never once botherd to mention his lack of marrige vows being taken seriously! Now theres a man that thinks of only one thing. MONEY!

As for Rosie, her blog poem , well it sucked. And she really shouldint try poetry anymore then she should become the spokeswoman for weight watchers either.

I say, put these two inside a cage with a cattle prod and some bear spray. Get it over with already and lets get back to tv like it was befour, fake, glitter and fun to watch. Folks dont need this stress in thier living rooms anymore then they need a broken ps3!

Onto news inside The House Of Murphy!, heres a cute little email my owners recieved and thought they would share it with you.

Um,, ok!!

Gotta give the gal for trying yanno? Moving on, it seems here that the humans broke down tonight and decided like millions of other germans, to buy some fireworks to light up come newyears eve!! The non deadly kind, where one cannot blow off a human paw of go oopps, when say a bottle rocket, roman candle didint go in the desired direction. Nothing says OMG when one of those babys go shooting off underneath a parked car, and sits under the gas tank region. Funny i didint recall seeing one human race to like kick it out from the car either. It was more of a case of holy shit , run and take cover . Luckily for the EDDIOT who fired the rocket off, it didint make the cars gas tank explode. So the humans got 6 of those big blocks that ya light and sit back and watch it shoot differant colors of fireworks into the air up to 40 meters for about 5 mins. no boom boom, just alot of ´´oooooooh ahhhhhhh gnarly´´ stuff. Iam happy to report they wont be letting those things off here,, but 10 miles away at a party they are attending. Something like the pic below but more block shaped and 6 of those bad boys. See´´wasderface´´is from NYS and its ilegal there to own or buy any fireworks. So naturaly, they really want to get thier hands on em here without waiting for the blue lights to pull into thier driveway and get arrested for possesion of fireworks.

I guess ill know how they faired if they come home with a black sooten face and missing some eyebrows and a few eyelashes too.

and yes, the humans were asked to bring thier poker sets with em at this newyears eve party too. everything gets packed and soon drunk germans will bet for fun on craps, the roulette wheel and of course blackjack /poker too :) ahh tiss going to be a long night for us cats .

Heres hoping that no one really breaks the bank on newyears eve with all that gambling stuff.

Lemme see whats going on in the washington area for ya folks to read about tonight,,,http://thinkprogress.org/

thats got some stuff on there for anyone who wants to read about it. oh and this link too,,http://www.rawstory.com/ yeppers,, whole lotta of stuff there to read about. mostly about saddams soon to be deadman walking thing and other stuff.

Well i think iam going to wrap this blog up,, befour i do, lets see if there are any FUNNIES for tonight,,