TWAS THE NIGHT BEFOUR DHL!!!
or UPS my owners dont care !
run dont walk dammit!!!Hello fine human slaves! This is the weekend edition of My View From The Litter Box, with your Sub Blogger, MR. CAIN!!!!!!!
We start off tonights blog with some very bad news for humans and defective xmas presents. It seems that when buying a DVD player for another human, its a good idea to open it up and make sure it works. And not on december 23 either!
Sadly that was the case this afternoon when the humans made sure the dvd player they got for a eldery lady worked and played photo dvds too! Upon connecting the dvd player and using the remote control that came with it, the humans found out that it no workie! Thinking that perhaps the batteries in the remote were like dead, they switched em and still no workie! OOPS! Now what to do ? here its like one day befour christmas eve , one broken dvd remote control or infared sensor shit the bed. Either way it was a case of think fast, cry later! Thank god for one of the humans cool heads and said the words INTERNET SEARCH. 24 hour delivery. new. better. fast. all is well in the land of gift giving!
After a sob fest from more rage and aggrivation did this task begin! AMAZON.DE
Seems there they found a dvd player , and it promised that it would be shipped overnight and arrive on sunday xmas eve day! I mean for the extra amount of money that was required to insure this delivery wasint cheap but well worth it!
How can anyone show up at a old ladys house xmas eve for dinner , empty handed ? well i mean, they would have shown up with the ladys tupperware bowls from the food she made last week at family dinner but still!!!
So the humans placed thier order and ones pretty sure that it will arrive as promised, while the other is on pins and needles and its near that time where us cats wish they would take a valium or something to calm thyself! Every two hours they grab the laptop and scramble type the password into amazon and check the status of thier order. um yep said it was processed and is on the truck! But it didint say which truck!! More panic! I mean amazon cannot give ya the drivers name, cell phone and his invoice he has, expect em to pull over on the side of the road, dig for your order and tell ya on the cell phone ´´yo nut case iam holding it now wanna hear it?´´ and they proceed to shake the shit out of the carton!!!!
Lets be good humans and leave the drivers to the drive. Of course the human still wants the package id from amazon and that might take another few hours. So in the meantime, they will play the ´´lemme check amazon game´´ for any new info.
what more can amazon do? send the humans a email saying,,
´´dear valued customer, while we are thrilled that your happy as a pig in shit with the order you placed and with your continued shopping from our stores, its come to our attention that your IP number has crashed our sight 3 times now in the duration of 4 hours. While we understand your manic panic about recieving your pack by tomorow, we here at amazon ask you to please cease this practise and leave our staff alone . One nervous breakdown in our shipping and reciveing department was enough for us. Thank you taking the time concerning this matter. FREAK´´!!
anyways enough about the humans mad dash for a dvd player! oh and the old one they lost the receit for so thats gonna be a back up spare one in case thiers breaks and has to be gone for a few days for repair. Imagine the horror of having you humans lift your asses from the couch to pause a dvd or oh my gosh, shut it off!Ö
why its criminal i say!
NEWS. well it seems that the UN imposed sanctions on iran like everyone knew they would. Now irans mad at the un and the nations that voted for this. well.. i mean , ya cant have a nutcase running amuck saying shit like certian nations should be wiped off the face of the map. Did the moron think he was going to get a goodie bag from the UN and slaps on the back?
another case of the flipfloppers ? some folks just kiss ass while others die needlessly!
more outrageous shit to read . Why yes, this is the right idea! and while we are it, lets have every muslim in the states convert the christians too! how many doors being slammed shut and in this links case how many crusades on horseback? LINK.
http://www.bluenc.com/robin-hayes-says-we-will-win-in-iraq-by-spreading-the-message-of-jesus-christ-there how about we gtf out of there and let ppl practise thier religion of choice, kinda what the constitution allows us americans to do!
http://mediamatters.org/items/200612220013 yanno when my owners read this , and then talked about it, i was like ehh? who are these ppl and why do other ppl even bother to listen to the pure shit that oozes from thier mouths? As i was cleaning my buttock region, the name ann coulter rang a bell. i then proceeded to clean my now none existing nads and kinda understand this womans problem. It happens after surgery !!
Well I think thats about it from here for THE WEEKEND EDTION!! time to like hit they hay and pretend sleep while i hear the humans downstairs wraping presents for us cats !!! silly humans, we can smell cat nip toys miles away and know the sound of sheba tins too! But we will be good boys untill tomorow night.
Thanks for viewing this blog folks. Hope everyone has a nice xmas eve, and ill try to talk to ya folks again tomorow for another weekend edition!
Regards,,,,
MR.CAIN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Sub Blogger!!!!!
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