Snif Sniff,, hey do you smell something burning?!!!
my owners were reading the news via the net and found this little ditty! Iam telling ya folks, its just another reason why i realllllllllllly hope my owners dont fly any airlines anytime soon. heres the link, read it and then ponder.http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210 turns out some lady who had a bad case of gas was well, trying to cover her body odor with matches, during a flight! Now thats smart. For one its illegal to use any matches or lighter on board a airplane, secondly, if she had to eat at Taco Bell prior to take off she had many options . For one, she could have brought a box of gasX . Second, why didint she take her stinky azz into the bathroom and let a few of those beans loose in there? NOOOO she decided to just relieve herself and force a few other ppl to endure it. Imagine her suprise when the FBI detained her and now its forever on record that shes the lady that caused many to panic and the tower to call in bomb sniffing dogs. passengers said they smelt odor of matches being lit and sulfur. LMAO!!!!! thank god those bomb sniffing dogs didint have to sniff this lady ! EEEDIOT!!!!!!!!!
More news for you folks who just dont like having to look for it. Now heres a story for dog owners all over the world! http://www.wbir.com/news/archive.aspx?storyid=40172 What a great mutt this is. and smart too i might add. Cause as a cat i really dont like dogs. I mean they lick things on thier body thats really frigging disgusting and always have to sniff other dogs butts too! yanno that dog might have been good for the above story with the lady with bad gas!!! But its a good story so check it out and go Awwwwwwww!! kudos for this dog and owners :)
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/477354p-401454c.html
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! How much more fucked up can humans get then this? About the only thing i feel sorry for is this stupid bastids dogs that the cops killed. I mean this playstaion 3 shit is like way outta control now. Its showing us cats that humans are becoming more and more stupid and desperate too. To lose a life over some sony game console and in the process have some dogs blown away too, its another case of WTF IS WRONG WITH PPL TODAY?!!!! And as for the person who was robbed of his game console that lead up to these events, hope you heal fast and like dont brag anymore to anyone that you have 3 frigging new ps3 consoles! thats like going in to downtown China and asking someone for directions to the local catholic church! EEEDDDDDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres a stupid yet non lethal gift to get someone( so far no deaths have been reported over this) http://computer.aolsvc.de/Ratgeber-Hardware/USB-Hamster-Rad-101574582-1.html?back=%3Fcid%3D82595175%26sg%3DComputer_Ratgeber_Hardware
I mean if this is really something that you as a human knows, another upright naked ape human has to have, then here it is! Now if my owners ever took this thing home into the House Of Murphy, it would probably be shredded in under 5 mins! But there are some folks out there that will want one of those usb critters. sure the page is in german, but ill translate it for you, its basicaly a fake hamster on a wheel that plugs into any usb port for a pc or laptop and comes with software for your programing sick delights. It runs on windows 2000 and xp. all this mindless shit for under 40 euro! in usa dollars thats approx,, um,,46 dollars.
yeppers the euro is kicking the dollars ass! which sucks due to the fact that ´´wasderface ´´ is american and was expecting some money from the states via ???? (rememeber the ps3 topic,, shhhh) and by the time they get this,, shit they will be lucky to see half of it if the dollar continues to slide. On the upside should the humans decide to fly over to the states, they will save a shit load of money on gas, airline tickets, food and pretty much everything else! I know i know it sucks for folks in the states. But thats not anyones fault other then, the former assholes who ran congress and the house and decided war was more important then anything else. That includes, food for the poor, Health care, jobs, homes, etc. Some folks might say war makes money, its good for the economy. True but sadly its not being made in the USA economy. more like being made over seas by contractors and other Dollar nazis!! BLAME THE DIPSHITS IN OFFICE!
so thats about it from here. Nothing new exciting going on tonight. Wind , storms and of course no snow!!! like my sidebar pic says,, Remember when, we had snow? theres nothing here in europe ! most of the super G and bobs are being raced in the USA or canada! they have lotta snow. We have, warm temps and rain. But i think of it this way, at least my owners wont die from shovling all that snow that never made its way here yanno? i can deal with this. ;) Thanks for stoping on by and reading my blog, or not . Talk to ya fine folks tomorow and remember, if ya didint buy it,, then dont steal it. !!!
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Dulce bellum inexpertis - War is sweet for those who haven't experienced it. (Pindaros)
CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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