My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Friday, December 15, 2006

Hey, hold up, gotta tell ya this!


WHO HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS?


Now the first photo is that of one time elected member of the senate, David Duke. Dukes past caught up with him when it was confirmed that in the late 70s he was a ranking member of the KKK. Since then he claims hes out of this ahem,,,club.
The second picture is nonother then wolf blitzer from CNN . Wolfs past credits include being a lobbyist for israel in washington befour moving on to news and ending up on CNN. Heres a link for lastnights interview in which both men went on the offence in regards to Dukes attendance of the holacoust meeting that took place in Iran. http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/David_Duke_calls_Wolf_Blitzer_Israeli_1214.html Just between you and me, and my owners. They think that both of these guys are assholes. And heres why. Duke is admitted member of a group that hates blacks, jews, gays, and non whites.
Blitzer, did in fact lobby hard for more jewish influence in washington in his early yrs. Both have done things that are no where to be found in the Constitution of the United states! Its america for cripes sake. We dont need any outside country influences let alone some sheeted moron preaching hate over ppl who arent fitting his idea of real americans. Both need help and should step aside and , enter the boxing ring and pound the shit out of each other. Any money from this event can be donated to a charity of thier choice. A charity thats inside the USA! If duke and blitzer are so unhappy with the way current america is , then please by all means GTFO! and find a country that supports and embraces thier way of thinking. I think it was all done for pure CNN ratings!!!

Its a pretty sick world today when say someone takes seriously ill and is a member of congress and should they happen to like die, then all the news can report is ´´the power of balance´´
Not one tv news show , show cased this mans life as a father, husband, nooooooo. All they could do was predict that should he drop dead, it would mean a 50/50 seat control for the congress.
Nice news folks. Ponder about that, rather then the fact this man almost died, had some serious brain surgery and will now have a battle to get better. I mean the poor bastard beat prostrate cancer back in 2004. However, hes only news worthy because he holds the ´´balance of power´´? fuck cnn and fox and cbs and bbc too for thier lack of giving a shit about this mans life. Is this where the news has taken you, as humans? I bet there are some republicans licking thier lips in hopes Tim Johnson does expire. SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It wouldint suprise me on bit if say on betandwin.com. there are some who are actually betting on his life! What a caring world you humans have made . Its no wonder us cats take no offence at digging in your gardens and taking a large poop in it!! And you thought Agway garden food was what making your tomatoes so big this yr! hhahahaahahaa guess again!!

what we cant have in this house due to cain and i having to climb it :)! a christmas tree!!! My owners were reading the news here and there is a story out saying that in america its now hard to find any christmas cards with the words
´´MERRY CHRISTMAS´´. Now i dont know why that is. I mean for some million or so christians it is christmas, and if saying merry christmas on a card insults some then, um,, then thats really bad. For one thing humans,, get to know your neighbors better. Dont asume that they celebrate xmas. For all you know they might not even be christian. Does this mean that you should go out of your way and hate them? NO! or avoid them ? NO! it simply means that, they have a differtant belief then yours. so respect that and dont get all huffy and puffy over it either. Would you as a human take offence if your neighbors celebrated thier idea of xmas according to thier god? i really like to hope not folks! Remember its america, where anyone can practise any religion without jail or fear of hate groups!
On to domestic news of The House Of Murphy! Tonight the humans brought home more xmas lights to hang in the huge picture window. Its the kind of lights that say, light net? so it can either fit over a outdoor spruce tree or inside or outside your homes windows and make it look like iono, white lights? Anyways, talk about not being able to work togeather! JEEZE! one human was complaining that the other was pulling thier end of the light net too hard. Then the other went off on some tiff about how thier are not tall enough ´´sue me iam short´´ i think were the words used. Of course this was greeted with a ´´its not that your short, thats not a problem, its just that you lack any common sence´´ ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ!! ouchie!!! well that about almost did it . I thought for sure the lights would lay there in the pile of disgust of which they were tossed. I sniffed em and attempted to chew on em too. I thought what the hell, they are just laying here on the floor, why not get a plastic buzz yanno? But i was soon chased off and the humans worked better the second time around. The midget took the end of the lights while the HO HO green giant took the other end and i have to admit somehow it acutally worked! Plus ther was no more bitch fest going on after too!! Iam telling ya folks, some times christmas lights and ppl dont mix. It was kinda like a version of Tool time with PMS thrown in for good measure!
any ways, thats my blog for tonight. Yes iam in germany so it will show this blog date for friday but NY time wise its still thursday night :)
Thanks fine folks for stopping on by and reading this blog,, or not. Ill talk to ya ppl again tomorow. Till then.
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,Concordia res parvae crescent - Work together to accomplish more
CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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