My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Well Shucks Folks, Wouldint Ya all Lie To Get To Be President Too?
Heres a amusing articule my owners found this eveing . Its about GWB and his warm wishes for mary cheney and her soon to be born bun in the oven. Turns out that Bush really didint give a rats ass about all that antigay talk. I mean he was just spewing shit his handlers told em to ,yanno for votes. Votes that came from yanno folks that dont like fags or dikes or yanno or pink party members. It was all show, based mainly on gaining the votes and money from those pesky religous conservatives who opted for ´´family values´´. Link:http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/12/15/D8M1EEQ80.html
Clever bastard if there was one.

Not, that this new side of GWB excuses his often times, bad judgment on war and politics. Nor does it wipe his slate clean and offer ppl a softer side of Bush. Hes still arrogant, ignorant and downright a thorn in americas side. But ya gotta give the yale duh some credit. He fooled even the mighty james dobson!!!! Now thats gotta leave a sting on the american family values folks. Heres a link for thier websight and thier ideas and other assorted mental diseases they claim have aflicted america. LINK: http://www.afa.net/ My owners deemed those folks , crazy ass loons!
The rummy left today. I am sure there was sobs of laughter heard around the pentagon when the old crusty prick packed his shit and heads for any book deal he can lay his hands on. Actually hes about the only one on bush cabinet or was, that served his country. The rest , never saw combat, yanno all those deferments and stuff. Heres hoping rummy can live out the rest of his robust yrs as a walmart greeter! Why the possiblitys are endless for the old war bat to nanoize walmarts employees ! You go rummy !! Oh and watch for falling prices too.

On to domestic news here in The House Of Murphy! Well it seems apparent now, that my brother cain is really a dingbat. The new cat tree stand thing the humans got us was not large enough for cain to settle inside of it at a comfy level. His stomach was over lapping the edge ? and therefore made cain feel as though he was sinking. So like good little cat slaves, my owners retrived the old dismantled cat tree from the trash can, and took out some parts . Now the new cat tree stand thing is the color of blue, as in the new one , mixed with beige as in the old one. Looks fab folks really. Fab for flab. Heres a pic of cain in the old cat tree stand hammock thing. a whole lotta gut to support! What can i do as the older brother of cain? try a food intervention? he would eat as we spoke of his zest for food and his unablity to stop eating! Nah, let em be a expansion pack kitty. Hes happy when his face is shoved inside the food bowl digging for crumbs or sleeping in his supersize hammock thing. But ya gotta admitt folks, hes one big ass cat!

My view of things!
so that about wraps it up from here in Germany. Thanks folks for stoping on by and reading my blog, or not. Talk to ya folks on monday, maybe tomorow, it all depends on the humans . Have a great weekend and make sure we have water , toys, food and lotta room to raise hell !
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet - The man who is constantly in fear is every day condemned. (Syrus)
CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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