My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

MY VIEW FROM THE LAUNCH PAD ;)~


THE MANY FACES OF ME!
one tells the tale that one very large brother is over there and not expecting my ambush ;)






i like to call this one,, pure contempt for the moron taking the picture!!!


Ok this if for the religious nuts out there thinking that normal ppl arent not worthy. Well heres a few things my owners found and would like to ask the likes of say, pat roberston or the other mega rich man of god, jerry falwell , just what would this mean? its certianly not something they practise nor preach!!


Matthew 6:1-4"Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.""So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Matthew 6:5-6"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."


Thats right pat and jerry! one does not need a super church that cost millions to make and folks like those , constantly begging for more money to help spread the word. or keep up with thier very lavish lifestyles either. Where in the bible pat and jerry did it say, that god wants you nuts to have limos and condos and travel to africa and check out your secret diamond mind? Google it folks and you will find a treasuer trove of info for these so called ,, men of god!! To think that these so called men, take money from the eldery , and use it for thier own profit OR spend some it in certian poor countrys BUT only if the poor believe , other wise NO SOUP FOR THEM!!! it makes my owners sick to hear these lying pathetic so called reglious leaders open thier mouths and spew forth such garbage . So for those so called family value folks and whatnot, heres a idea! stop being hyprocrites and get real ! sell those condos and limos and deplete those bank accounts to help the poor and feed the hungry! other wise,, please STFU already!



NEW TOPIC!!







ok who here really thought that jr.dipshit in the whitehouse would actually agree to what the Iraq report said , and would make those recommend changes? raise your hands? can i see a show of hands please? ahem,,,,no one? GOOD! congrats folks, you have passed the first test of curious george never listens! As for his ´´listen tour´´ you gotta be kidding me ! The only thing the president listens to is his bankers and lawyers! All the rest of insight or advice falls on those very large ears . So, like everyone knows there is no santa claus, now everyone will know that there is no way out of iraq , that was recomended by the Baker and Hamilton Commision! Merry christmas to the morons who voted for Bush. Enjoy it, eat it and ask for seconds!


Oh and whats up with Olmerts slip up saying that israel had the nukes? who didint know that already? I mean now hes saying it was taken out of context, um NO! if you saw the interview and saw Olmerts face as soon as he blurted out those nations that do have nukes, then you knew right away he was BUSTED! and his eyes showed this. So say what ya want olmer,, but we know that you know we know you got em ;) why you silly sly old fart!! But enough about politics for this eveing, id like to just kick back and watch the EEEEDIOTS!!!!!!!!! sink more and more in thier lies and get so caught in the self made cess pool that even a rope would burn from the intensity of it! Remember humans, you reap what you sow


oooh bubbles!!
Other then the above bullshit thats making the world a pretty fucked up place to live, work and produce a family, things here are EXCELLENT! my owners are fine, happy and healthy and tonight they did some major xmas shopping for us cats! a new kitty tree stand!!!! its blue and i checked it out and did my breaking in of it too. Nice,, my nails loved it. The hamock part of it, might be to small for cains rather large ass to fit in but pfft, hes happy on the top part of the tree. Kinda reminds me of some half ass version of a pirate siting the crows nest high above the bough of a ship yanno? and i know there is more gifts for us cats . Cept we cant play with em till xmas. That so sucks really!!! The humans saved the older tree stand base and i use that to hang out and slip inside of it when cains hiding under the stairs and cant see me!! i can hear em and know when he comes out hehehe!

Well thats about it from here,, once again stormy rainy Germany! Thanks folks for stoping on by and reading my blog,, or not! talk to ya again tomorow. Till then

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Verum et factum convertuntur - The true and the made are interchangeable. One can know with certainty only what he have created himself.

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









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