My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007


DUMP TRUCK TAXIS!!!



Greetings once again folks and welcome back to my view from the litter box. Heres hoping you had a kind and gnarly wednesday . If not,, massive suckage. The topic tonight is dumping!!! and theres possible 3 ppl currently in the news that are looking what the USA now calls a Dump Taxi,, have a look at this vehicle of choice for some ,,,,


isint she a beauty?


Now , let s have a possible look into whom the occupants inside might be this week or in the coming ones. The first fare is this man,,,
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/14/washington/14attorneys.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
like a snowball rolling down a hill, gathering speed and getting bigger, so is this mans calls for his resignation! It seems that his odd way of conducting himself as the US AG is making some in the whitehouse mighty uncomfortable. And of course there are those pesky moralist representives in the congress and senate that are calling for the man to take that taxi ride. more here ,,http://rawstory.com/news/2007/White_House_may_be_turning_on_0314.html


fare number 2 is this man.http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/03/13/africa/ME-GEN-Iraq-Oil.php
who fears that if he cannot hammer out some plan come this june over oil rights in iraq, that in effect the US goverment will cease their support in the war and in essance, dump him. Personaly i think the man should have taken that New US taxi service sometime ago, but well, looks more and more like thats about to happen.

and finaly we come to fare number 3!http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/14/world/asia/14pakistan.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin Its growing apparent now that mussharf is having a tough time with his containment of the taliban on his side of the border. In what in washington are hoping is that somehow the second man in command in pakastan can replace mussharrf with someone more effective and willing to let the US inside certian mt. regions to look for binny. another rider inside the US dump taxi? so say some. Keep your eyes on these 3 men folks.



http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2007-03-14-talabani-health_N.htm
2 weeks to treat a sinus infection? did he go to walter reed by any chance? so the story above has it, the president of Iraq has returned and will resume his duties at president. Heres hoping during his stay there he consoluted with a nutrionist and is now on a diet. Because in the above picture it didint look like he was forced to find food like the ppl of his country must do from time to time,,





more land grabs? http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/14/world/middleeast/14israel.html?th&emc=th so says this articule by the NYtimes . In new data showing the west bank israeli settlers, 32.4 percent of that is on private land .
´´The group, Peace Now, prepared an earlier report in November, also provided to The New York Times, based on a 2004 version of the Israeli government database that had been provided by an official who wanted the information published. Those figures showed that 38.8 percent of the land on which Israeli settlements were built was listed as private Palestinian land.
The data shows a pattern of illegal seizure of private land that the Israeli government has been reluctant to acknowledge or to prosecute, according to the Peace Now report. Israel has long asserted that it fully respects Palestinian private property in the West Bank and takes land there only legally or, for security reasons, temporarily. That large sections of those settlements are now confirmed by official data to be privately held land is bound to create embarrassment for Israel and further complicate the already distant prospect of a negotiated peace. ´´
olmert, any comments regarding these allegations?





In the next story, it goes on to say that more and more whistle blowers are losing their jobs for doing the right thing! Lets say you work at some goverment lab and see co.workers not doing their job right, padding vital data to impress the boss, and keep the big ppl at the top happy. Or your witness to rampant mis use of goverment spending and know its wrong. The normal person would report these cases to their supervisors right? well thats how it used to work. But today, doing just that can find you fired over made up reasons and your claims of misconduct dismissed! what a great work enviroment for some.http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-03-13-whistle-blowers-lose-jobs_N.htm so much for honesty!




looks like Republican of the Senate Armed Services, John Waner was not to thrilled when he heard Gen.Paces comments about homosexuality being immoral and no place inside the military. Warner was descreit with his remarks, but did make it clear to Gen.Pace that such comments arent waranted nor acceptable coming from Pace. Pace later on went on to say his own personal feelings got in the way and he should have concentrated harder on the matter at hand and left out his personal comments. Easy there Pace. Somethings telling me you wont be around in the service much longer as the war in iraq slips deeper into hell. If pace decides to run for any public office after his military career is over, he can forget it not. Well,, no, thats not true. Local dog catchers are needed in major citys i hear. My owners dont care whos what , so long as they are serving their country. what goes on inside a persons bedroom should stay there and away from the goverments standards of whats moral or immoral.





25 yrs for pain meds?
http://alternet.org/rights/49191/ so the story goes on to say. Good read folks and its rather sad that this is what the florida judge slammed down on this poor bastard. His crime? having multiple sclerosis , and two badly botch back operations that ended in a medical malpractise. Confined to a wheel chair and currently sitting in prison, hes now recieving more pain medication inside prison then he took himself befour he was arrested.
Now i dont know what its like to have his disease nor have two badly botched back operations and have to use a wheelchair. I do know that when someone say s their legs feel like they are in a furnace all day, they cant be a bullshit artist. ´´wasderfaces´´ father has a diease that sometimes makes his legs throb with pain that can bring tears to the eyes. He sometimes has to take pain meds just to get out of bed and walk. But in the brilliant mind of the judge who refused to reconsider this mans appeal, it now seems the father of 3 will remain behind bars for some time. oxycotin isint a kiddie drug iam sure, but proved time and time again it was needed to treat this mans disease and pain, fell on deaf ears. However,, When rush limbaugh was caught with oxycotin, and alot i will add for no noticable pain, the judge gave him probabtion! Is the USA Great country or what? rich and famous buys you a get out of jail free card like the dickhead below!

SWINE!!!!




folks this next articule is a must read! it details a mans job while serving in the military in iraq and how he was shown how to torture prisoners there. Some of the read isint for the faint of heart. It details how the US goverment went about ways to get information from ppl rounded up in iraq and labeled as possible insurgents. He decribes in detail how the rules were changed that came from the pentagon itself on what can be used to get information from a detainee. As he puts it, he ended getting shit, nothing from those he had to torture and interegate. as he put it, most pissed their pants and were driving nuts by the then approved methods for obtaining any information. He details on how he filed abuse reports and they went all the way up to the marines chain of command but the reports he filed simply dissapeared. Excellent read folks really.




OLMIES REACTION TO WAR?
according to the above story it goes on to say that Olmert is not to war happy nor keen on striking Iran. Hes stated that he wishes for a diplomatic approach to iran and its nuclear attempts . Of course if attacked he did also say a retaliation was on the books. So the questions begs,, if Olmie isint keen on war, why is Bush gung ho on attacking iran? why the 3 battle ships that were dispatched to the gulf waters? somethings not adding up here folks. Is bush really controling Israel ?




SPRACHIGEN SIE DEUTSCH?

Looks like thats a new requirement imposed on Germany s new immigration plan. While one of my owners came from NYS but has german family living back in the states and knew some words( mostly the swear ones ;) Also why not fair to some, there is that old german blood line still on the books from 1914 stating that proving your family is german and came from germany and still has family living in germany , helps for becoming a citizen by law.

´´wasderface´´ has been here 8 yrs, long befour 9/11 drove many countries in panic and re formulating its immigration policy. The new law germany has is hard, There was a pre test trial that ´´the spoiler´´ took and is born here raised, and even they were like,, um i dont know when the kaisers nieces daughter was born! it needs to be tweaked abit and has since then, but the questions on the test pretain to what possible new enviroments for immigrants fleeing war torn countrys and cannot go back for fear of death,might encounter . ´´wasderface´´ has permenent residency here. for life and can apply for citzship if they so desire.

sadly for some that came from war torn countries, its making it harder for them to find jobs. unless they obtain a work permit, theres no way they can work. so they have to rely on the state for assistance. sometimes living in cement block houses for yrs after fleeing thier former homeland. any day they know they can be deported back and its got to be a constant panic attack for those folks.

so heres a hint for those,, FIND A SPONSOR!! anyone who is willing to pay for you, help you obtain a work permit( think it takes 2 yrs to get one here) do it! LEARN GERMAN! watch tv,, read books , hit the local book stores for a translation dictionary. ASK if you dont understand!! ´´wasderface´´ asked alot of questions when they first came here, it helped. Practise your german with a german! they are patient and will understand you . speak slowly and ask them to do the same!

ACCEPT THE LAWS ! germany is a pretty open minded country, so say if your coming from a place that isint keen on gays or nude beaches,, keep your mouth shut! no its not cool to bitch slap your wife because she didint ask for permission to go shopping without you, nor is it cool to hate others due to their religion!
Soon you will be called into your local town hall and have a sit down with the ´´paper ppl´´ as wasderface calls em! they ask you questions in german and you better well have studied it so you can answer back yes or no and KNOW what was just asked of you. other wise,, that little eagle sticker isint going to stamped on your passport or other papers! as for the citizen test ,, good luck on that! even germans living here for 50 yrs plus say, that cant pass it due to stuff they learned in school and forgot. What yr was the kaisers period???? how many were there?
it can be done,, as millions have done so already, but be prepared for a large background check on your records from the former country you came from.
no arrests for drugs or charges of felony counts will be considerd. any hate groups you were affliated to prior, is also taken in to account and lessons the chances of living here. GOOD LUCK!!




Other news out there making headlines,,,

BABY STEPS? ahh but that pesky fillbuster and veto tst tst tst tst!
NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co? nothing!



ITS FUNNIE TIME!!!!!!
ONLY MORONS CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=248501


Well folks i sure hope you enjoyed your time here,, with my view from the litter box! thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog.. or not? talk to you fine ppl again tomorow , bring a friend too :)
take care and remember to let the cat in before going to bed, danke!
till then,, have a great eveing and a even better tomorow!
Regards,, Murphy von Bauer !
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way or make one.
CIAO!!!!

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