My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Friday, March 30, 2007


THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Hiya folks, how are ya doing? good iam glad to hear this. There was alot of news out there this past week. Murphy didint cover it due to either a blogger gip or he just said screw it. Hes the type who acts tuff but inside it bothers him to read the news and its daily daily mess regarding the world you humans made. Me, i dont care, rolls right off my 26 pound body . So with that lets get this weekend edition off to the news thats out there now.



hey, albert about those emails,,,

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/30/washington/30sampson.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin My owners watched the C-span coverage of kyles testimony. Folks i cant tell you how many times he used the words ´´i dont know or i dont recall, i dont remember, and of course i dont know, when he was asked simple questions regarding his involment with the firing of 9 justice lawyers. Then kyle blew his old boss out of the water by directly contridcting what albert gonzales had told the press .

It seemed that thru out his time spent in front of the committe he had a bad case of i dont know when it came to democrats who questioned him. Whereas, when the republicans asked him softball questions, his memory improved and he could answer these without any problem. I dont think even the dullest of minds out in america, were dumb enough to fall for kyle sampsons sudden memory lapse and repeated stemming and stalling , when asked a simple question that only required a simple Yes or No. This guy cant lie for the life of him. If you saw the show on C-span , then you know what iam talking about. If not, check around some web sights and see if you can find a rough transcript and read how many times he used the words ´´i dont know´´ etc, when questioned by any democrat! Pathetic really.






an offer he couldint refuse.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/30/us/politics/30rudy.html?th&emc=th

Looks like Rudy has some serious explaining to do as to how in the hell he wasint aware that his police commisioner was mobbed up? Um, during a time when such a important job is given to someone , or if even on a remote scale of such, there are such things called extensive background screening. Rudys saying he was not aware of any mob ties even though, his former chief investigator told him there was some ties kerik had with a company tied to the mob.
Rudy claims during a grand jury in the bronx, he cannot remember that conversation but said it probably took place. Ok but back in 2000, when Rudy was thinking about giving kerik the job as the citys top police postition, the info was there regarding keriks possible involment with the company that had ties to the mob. Suddenly rudy is doing a kyle sampson and says he cannot recall the converstation took place. I mean, if this is same man that lead NYC from the hell of 9/11 , went on speaking tours recalling events that took place that day ( speaking tours he was paid for mind you) and now hes gotten a sudden case of amnesia regarding Mr.keriks mob ties, its has to make one wonder just how usefull he would be as president of the united states?

It was only after the city dug deeper into mr.keriks past dealings and such, that it was discoverd the mob ties, all the while president bush was getting ready to appoint mr.kerik to the positon of HLS chief! WTF? Is rudy fit for president? No way, he took the oath of marriage as a joke, messed around on his wife, got caught, divorced her. Now his new wife admitts to having more then one marriage herself, yet these so called family value types wont let gays become legaly married in the state of ny when he had the power to push the idea thru when he was mayor of the big apple. He hides behind his past sighting his own personal feelings and now it looks like hes suffering from CRS . cant remember shit! why do the republicans suddenly suffer from that CRS when caught in the cross fire?





it is what it is.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/30/world/middleeast/30sectarian.html?ref=world

This is how it goes in Iraq now a days. You see abuse and corruption, you yourself were a victim of such, you call the iraqi police and the americans for help, they come, the scumbags are arrested. The next day while out shopping at the local market , you find yourself dead. But its progress in Bushs eyes? Let this woman who died , be rememberd for those in iraq who have had enough of the scumbags running the streets there, terrorizing their very own ppl, making threats, kicking ppl from their homes and having others fill that vacant house ASP. I say as punishment for the scums who were arrested for the fake property grab they tried to do, to the now deceased, have their homes seized and a bulldoze it into a damn parking lot for the iraqi police cars. Or even better, a dumping ground for garbage. Because what those men did are just that, garbage! Its making the gambino crime family look more and more like cupcakes in the day when they wanted to send a message! Get rid of the corrupt so called goverment workers in iraq and clean em out starting from the top on down!





sorry seems to be the hardest word?

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/30/world/middleeast/30britain.html?ref=world

Some are now saying that irans top mullahs have told Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to keep thy mouth shut over the seized 15 brits, still in custody somewhere in iran. It could be a sign of last ditch desperation, due to the UN security new sanctions being applied to Iran. Are the mullahs thinking that by having the 15 brits its their chance,to somehow get thier way for their nuclear program off the ground? not a snowballs hell in chance of that taken place! Iran was betting on some other nations to not ok the sancation but suprise , they did and now they are in between a rock and a hard place.

For any nation to tell the world that another nation must be wiped off the face of the earth is not going to go over well at all in the global stand point period. Irans gotten themself in a huge mess. Half of their republican guards have now taken the mullahs words,, word for word and some speculate thats why the brits were seized. In one BBC news show the humans were watching, one iranian lady even went so far as to say that the republican guard is so mixed up about whos in control and what to do if they had to engage the ´´enemy´´ they wouldint know what to do. fire? flee? surrendor? Looks like irans got some mess on its hands over whos driving the short bus. This wont end anytime soon folks. And god forbid if iran kills those 15 brits or even one of them. all hell will break lose in the mid east. If they were smart, they would hand the soliders back ,only if the UN sanctions are lifted. But since when is irans leaders smart about anything lately?






Gates closed?

http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,130640,00.html?ESRC=eb.nl

Perhaps there is hope , in the Bush admin, that some folks with living brain cells, still exsist in office. Why heres one fine speciem above us . Gates has called for gitmo aka camp x to be closed. He first request backed by Condie rice fell on the presidents ears only after AG albert gonzales talked bush out of the idea! Now with gonzo facing heat, gates sees his chance to yet again push to close camp x for good. But then theres that question, where to put the 700 ppl there out of over 1000, whos own nations dont want them back!! you read that right, of some of the detained, their very own nations do not want them back inside their country. So this leaves the states with a predicment, where to place those folks? Damn sure not in the USA, and europe has already nodded NO to deposit them there. Its another case where Bush has screwed himself over again and again, along with the american ppl and of course the world.
So what to do with the folks at camp x? US prisons? forget that, they are already over crowded,.. drop em off in the desert between syria, iran and iraq? if you find a solution, leave a comment because i sure as hell dont see any quick fix .






sorry george but your not your daddy!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/29/AR2007032902207.html?hpid=topnews

STING! that was the sound of the bitch slap, Bush just recieved from the saudi king over his 5 yrs now of fucking around with the road map to peace in the mid east. In what some are saying is a clear indication that even the saudis have had it with bush and his bullshit. King Abdullah has been very patient to say the least, as he watched bushie jr, dick around in the mid east like it was some form of a giant sandbox, in which the moron played war games, miserably too i will add!. in a direct approach to Bush the king has has blew off condie rice and her new found effort to make the pitch for the roadmap for peace. Maybe the king realizes hes being used to make sure that iran wont get the upper hand in the mid east and swallow other countries and make them adopt their practice of religion. Lets be honest folks, Bush was so far deep in the kings pockets, not bribes but good for some lose change now and then , that it lead to the 9/11 attacks. Osama bin laden hated the fact that the saudis were cuddle to the USA and he took it in his sick mind to make a statement. Now maybe the king wants out of this romance that worked good say when GWB daddy was president. But unlike his son, bush sr, knew that by invading a country in the mid east would be equivlent to sticking your hand inside a wasp nest, your going to get stung. and in the process? the wasps flee their nest and sting every other thing in sight, hence why today we have what iraq is looking like.
Yo, George, when even your best buds from the mid east are blowing you off , you know its time to get serious and act on the things you promised them. Deal with the iseral/ palenstein problem already ! otherwise kiss it goodbye and stop sending ppl in to do your dirty work of which you messed up . And whatever happend to the Hamilton/ Baker report? Ignored of course by Bush jr. Its his way or no way of thinking that has this world by the seat of its pants.






The Blood count in Iraq for friday, http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10747 believe me folks it was way bad all week. these numbers are low compared to.

other news out there for you folks to have a look at, here are some i found,




http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1173879211495&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
Now why go and tell your enemy that you have this new toy?


http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20070330%2FD8O671H81.html
why would ´´the google´´ take down current new orleans photos and put up pre katrina pics?


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,474629,00.html
i said before and i will say it again, when you live in another country, you adhear to that countries laws period!


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,474636,00.html
EXCELLENT ARTICULE!!!


http://www.thestate.com/372/story/21561.html
now we know why they went postal oh ok that makes sence. wtf?


http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003565363
are those SOB still laughing now?


http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1605010,00.html
are the Saudi´s fed up with Rice and her boss´s way of not handling things?


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070330/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush
Iam sure once hes there the rotten bandages will be clean again, no more maggots inside wounds, no mice shit on the floor and dead cockroachs swept up. MR CLEAN came.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070330/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_britain;_ylt=AiLjRL2uhUg05vk2obA9k.Os0NUE
Think he had a teleprompter in front of him, during this speech?





NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!

tomorow i get shaved! seems my winter fur is fighting my spring fur and well i have some major billy idol spikes on my back. And iam a short hair cat too! so the humans decided to spare me the kitty knock out pills , that the vet gives em , otherwise i wont go inside the pet carrier. I guess, they are thinking they can do it themselfs. they brought a pet electric shaver thing so,, heres hoping it works and my icky spikes are gone. sure ill look stupid for a few months with a 3 inch long straight strip shaved running down my back, but it beats whats growing there now!

ok,, its that time







VIDEO MADDNESS!!!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/will_ferrell_drops_meredith_vieira.html
MMAF! why they should let the pros do the ice skating!


http://www.break.com/index/redneck_carnival_ride2.html
The souths idea of a county fair?


http://www.break.com/index/soldier_does_harry_cary_impression.html
if it wasint so damn sad where this took place, it would have been even more funny!


http://www.break.com/index/thats_pretty_underground.html
MMAF now thats really underground!


http://www.break.com/index/funny_opening_credits.html
only if your really good in english will you get this joke!


http://www.break.com/index/when_republicans_party.html
not a big rap fan but this is really the underaverage white band! god they sucked!!!


http://www.break.com/index/launching_a_bowling_ball.html
see what happens when bad ideas are launched? it can ruin your car!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=261171
why some soccor fans are morons!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=261125
ok its not a screen saver id want either , but i hope that was the cellar there were in.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=261061
UFO? or good editing?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=261209
EDDDIOTT!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=260904
gotta admitt that was a good prank!




http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MTg1NzF8NDc3OTcw
what a crazy sob! MMAF oh and dude,, shave alittle ok?


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MjkzNHw4NA%3D%3D
this is germanys version of american idol. the last part sounds like a porn video!


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NzQ0NXw4
think some ppl might quit smoking now? MMAF!


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=Mjk0NHwxNQ%3D%3D
now thats some bad ass ping pong players


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NTcwNHwx
for all the moms out there,, install this inside your home!


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=Mjk0NHwxOA%3D%3D
all those cats have bad taste in tunes, id crank some metalica!


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=ODI1OXwzNDc%3D
a shrimp on a treadmill? really iam not kidding,,,,


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=Mjk0MXwzMA%3D%3D
ahhh babies!






Thats the weekend edition folks and i hope you enjoyed it! sorry about murph and his i cant deal with the world stuff he had this week. like i said, dont let it get ya down. shake it off baby and get right back on the worlds horse!

take care and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are!! and take care too the all the the fine pet owners/lovers of the world ! I ll make sure to let you know how the shave went tomorow.
Talk to ya on saterday!




REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,

MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!
bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity!

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