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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Hiya Hiya Folks, how are you doing? good iam glad to hear it. Hello again from my part of the globe here in Germany. I,am cain and do the weekend edition here for Murphy . So, with that entro, lets start tonights blog with this .

BUSH DID IT!!!http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/13/world/middleeast/13strategy.html?_r=2&th&emc=th&oref=slogin&oref=slogin , so says The Con! AKA Condi rice.

The Con told the NY times, just befour she departed to grace the mid east with her presence. Hmm, seems Bush is doing alot these days. Some approved, some not by congress. And some , still not even known yet untill say, next week. Now i dont know what the hell she hopes to accomplish over in the mid east. But like a good little puppy she goes where her boss man tells her to go. Think after the mid east trip shes off to here, europe . I hope she brings alot of greenbacks with her .

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Video_Recent_US_actions_could_signal_0112.html

So this is what? a test ? It appears that perhaps a mini war with iran is what the president is looking for. And judging by words from the iranian leader, thats just what bush will get, if this gets out of hand any further. Maybe the additional ´´surge´´ of troops werent really for Iraq after all? Maybe they were for a possible boarder squirmish with Iran? Cept the only person who knows for sure is Bush and he isint talking much about it.

SOB us a river you S.O.B!

Like most hardworking , tax paying person, My owners were abit puzzled over the fact that convicted members of congress, who are sent to jail can still collect their pensions? Knowing that for one of my owners, whos from NY, their tax dollars are probably ending up helping the convicted crooks and their spouces while they do the time. How nice for the average smuck . Untill recently more light was shed on this by a few folks. Andy cooper 360, had it on his show and i watched it with my owners with pretty much disgust too. SO NOW,,,, new congress has acted and thus we have this!http://cbs4denver.com/nationalpolitics/politicsnational_story_012115505.html

Only problem? its not retroactive. Well, humans, you win some and lose some. Lets hope this acts as a good reminder for the next corrupt politician who might be tempted to double dip their mits inside the no no cookie jar!

More news my owners and i were reading tonight . This comes from Italy and how war crimes will catch up someday to those who commited em. (psst,pay attention now cheney and bush). http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6259987.stm I said it before and ill say it again to anyone who reads this and thinks ,, ahh they are old, leave em be. NO! Those old nazis sure as hell didint let any old folks be, when they were younger. Shoot to kill were the orders. age didint matter. Lets see what the Germany courts will decide to do with the 8 old geezers that were convicted in absentia. Remember war criminals,, you can run, but you cant hide. Looks like its a case of 8 men out.

Now for the most truely stupid judgment in a court case over animal cruelity, heres one for the books. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cambridgeshire/6256349.stm After making Fido the size of a walruss, the courts ruled to give the dog back to the dumb and dumber brothers. In american pounds this lab weighed in at roughly 150 pounds. Why? Dumb and Dumber fed the poor pooch everything and anything. I wonder how much those two human assclowns weigh? Or is it a case of truck scales over at the DOT sights? EDDIOTTS!!!

MASSIVE BUMMER!!

I along with my owners and iam sure many ppl were pretty sad to hear the news of this kind mans passing.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/01/13/obit.stewart.ap/index.html Sucks when the world looses a good egg, and leaves the rotten ones around for the rest of us to endure. Thanks mystery Santa !

I know humans, the above links to some stories just werent a fun read. Yanno you can always do what some folks do. Blame some one.

ITS CLINTONS FAULT!

I bring you the news from the House Of Murphy ,,, and CO! I knew it would happen. No amount of hand washing, fleeing from cough attacks and avoiding the other sick human, was going to help in the Germ passing game. ´´the spoiler´´ has given ´´wasderface´´ a part of their bronchitis. Its came in the form of a now developing head cold. Runny nose, one stuffed up ear, one enlarged tonsil, and making dolphin noises when ´´wasderface´´ goes to blow their nose. One might think that both of them being sick ,is a damn fine way to get out of attending a birthday party for sunday afternoon right? Wrong. You know how old ppl can get humans. Being sick means stroke or heartattack. A simple head cold is nothing!

Bronchitis is just a fancy name! However, should this old person who shall remain nameless, catch the head cold or the bronchitis, then its a case of OMG!

RUN dont walk to the drs. While this old person is at it, they in turn, after thanking the humans for the birthday gift, blame em for giving them their germs.Some of the older generation here in Germany believe that only death shall keep one away from a family gathering. Everything else can wait untill it developes into such. In the meantime, try to enjoy the non flavor cake due to the stuffed nose and dont cough so loud or hard on the other guest. And never complain ! other wise humans its a case of,,

´´ in my day when we were ducking bullets from the russians as we walked 12 miles to get rotten bread, we braved such ailments as a cold or bronchitis, otherwise we would die from not eating

the self made penicillan the baker threw out or fed to his pigs´´!!!

What a utterly fucking charming story to tell someone whos puffing on a inhaler and helping to blow out 71 candles.

Ok ,Time for the FUNNIES!!!

MMAO!!http://www.break.com/index/screen_saver_prank_ruins_presentation.html

This happens if you buy a new car and forget what side the gas tanks on.http://www.break.com/index/dumb_woman_at_gas_station.html

EXCELLENT FUNNYhttp://www.break.com/index/skunk_under_bench_prank.html

One of my owners had one of these as a teenager. All was fun and games untill they hit the cellar window and got a boot up the ass too! http://www.break.com/index/spud_gun_destroys_car.html

Jewish rapping? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=207853

MMAOBIGTIME!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=207357

Oh thats cold!!

For the drunks in your humans lifes,,http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=207379

Times up for me here ppl. Remember little human brothers, if you mess with the comp, guard your game consoles well. Sometimes as i sit inside of murphys litter box, reading the fine print from the sticker still inside the roof part of it, i think , rather know, that with this action of my bowels, he will shread one of my favorite toys.

Talk to you fine guys and gals come next friday. No latin quotes but, heres a ´´stop dicking around ´´ moment .http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2152438.ece

ARREST THE CORRUPT PRICKS!!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,And CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.