My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Friday, January 05, 2007



STONED JUSTICE?

Eveing yet again folks! Ok lets get to the news here ,,,http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/04/D8MEI45G0.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Court_of_the_United_States
Nothing says the scales of justice then this articule my owners were reading about. Seems that once long ago, The USA had a stoned judge reciding over the supreme court. Now, back then maybe it was the fad to give folks some mighty powerful drugs to help combat back pain, but folks this dude was a judge and I cant help but wonder if during his court decsions, he was under the influence of those narcotics? I mean, look at betty ford? she was slinging back the sauce and sought help for her addiction, why didint this chump do the same, prior to using the shit for years? Of course there are some who might argue the point that it was so long ago who cares? True but then lets not forget some of the rulings this judge was active in too. Oh also inside that link is shit load of other goodies too. Read up on it if you like.

TOLD YOU SO!!!! http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Bush_replaces_top_general_in_Middle_0104.html Seems that the president did indeed mop his floors!
Heres a ´´what took so long ´´ story! http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=nation_world&id=4906369 after missing laptops and highly sensitive info went missing and some still has not been found, this loser decides to step down as director? Might it be because the newly elected congress just wont turn a bling eye anymore to the mickey mouse shit that was going on in Las Alamos? Some investigations should begin , starting with him!


http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/485561p-408789c.html
How nice for all those home made cookies that grandma sent thru the US mail!
I hope my owners dont eat em anymore after this articule ! nothing like eating something that a stranger pawed thru! Regardless, of the cookie factor, this new rule is just plain nuts. But then again look at the fruitcake that signed it into law!
Speaking of fruitcakes,, heres a link for you folks to read! about damn time too!
Klicken Sie hier: "Law Catches up to Private Militaries"
we cant be having some twisted versions of john wayne and dirty harry combined, running amuck in iraq. I hope all of em who thought they were above any military laws, are caught red handed and face the music too! If found guilty , hand em over to either the iraqi courts or, send em to leavenworth! Remember rouge soliders, you reap what you sow . No more Elvis For You! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/11/27/wirq27.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/11/27/ixworld.html

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53245 WAIT,, hold up,, hang on here,, isint making or plotting terroristic threats against the USA congress a felony? I mean to go on the air oh and also blog it, that its this scumbags wish to have any member of congress shot and killed, is abit twisted for one, second, its ilegal iam sure. But,, because its some right wing nutcase, its doubtfull the FBI will visit him , let alone arrest him either. To think these are the folks that want to shape and mold the United states ? into what fucking nazi germany the new reich?

And finaly,, this one iam sure must have Bill Frist, seething with rage because he wasint there to declare this child healthy! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6229799.stm
Its not a easy read folks, and my owners wont make any comments on this either.
But my owners do hope the press and the politicans leave this family alone !!!!


Ok onto the House Of Murphy and Co! Tonight was one of those nights were one of my owers,,´´the spoiler´´ has developed some form of stomach virus. You know the drill humans,, massive trips spent to the toilet, asking to borrow a time mag, because ´´might take awhile´´
and drinking lots of boulion and tea and trying to avoid any food, other then saltine crackers.
I think tomorow they plan on going to the drs,, of course after eating 3 imodium AD, just to make sure they can drive there without any poop attacks. I have heard the horror storys from the humans and thier friends, as they are stuck in rush hour traffic during the morning commute and that bran muffin and cup of coffee decided to kick in .

I think truck stops know the familar panic poop run that humans do! they park their car halfass and run and ask where the bathroom is. Some times the key to the bathroom is chained to a large wooden block and i can only imagine a human trotting to the restrooms with this . bet that had to hurt the knees or the knuckles when they ran with that in tow.
Other then the above bad case of stomach flu or something, cain and I got into it tonight!
The fat puck got me good on the nose, so once again i have the old sideways scratch on my nose! I can always use the excuse that iam suffering from the winter lack of sunlight blues??
course here its warm and raining but still the sun has not shined in over 4 days now.
Ill get cain one way or another. Probably when the humans are sound alseep and cain decides that the coast is clear and goes to fill er up at the food bowl ;)~ Kidding folks, i did deserve that scratch But did he have to hit the nose again?

Time for the FUNNIES!!! http://www.break.com/index/little_dude_big_whiplash.html EDDIOT!!

Dont break that fine Guitar Keith! http://www.break.com/index/keith_richards_hits_dude_with_guitar.html

SNOW WASTERS!!!http://www.break.com/index/car_vs_snowman.html Not to mention that one dude laughing sounds like a chicken hen!

MMAO ok aside from the cat part! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=203886

Well its that time where i wrap this blog up and thank you fine folks for stoping on by and reading it,, or not! Talk to you ppl come monday as tomorow its THE WEEKEND EDITION, with CAIN! Hes bean berry berry Busy too , and has mucho stuff to report about :)

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Vis consili expers mole ruit sua - Brute force bereft of wisdom falls to ruin by its own weight. (Discretion is the better part of valor) (Horace)

CIAO!!!!!



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