My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Saturday, January 20, 2007


THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!




Hiya Hiya Folks, Hows Ya Doings? Goods Goods Iam Glad To Hear This.
We begin tonights blog with this story that i and my owners had to deal with first hand. I can tell you , it wasint fun either.


I think i cant call myself a wuss , but the sound of that wind was so loud that my owners had the tv on volume level 43. It made a haunted house sound like a disco tech. Today, as the humans went outside to check for any damage, they were happy to find they didint lose the roof or a shingle. However, their balcony and all that flower bed stuff, flower pots and tarps, etc, are probably in another EU country by now. The wind took alot of it off, some place,, perhaps Kansas?

Who ever built this house,, i say danke and i kiss your ass !!! it stood the test of the storm. SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!

Ok lets begin with news from the states, and i guess the numbers do not lie! I think along with my owners, that only complete assholes still support bush.
Or those making millions with stocks invested with some war company.
read it and weep Bush voters! You voted for this ,, ahem,, man. Now enjoy it as he ruins your country and takes everything away from your hard working lifes.
Sons, daughters, grandkids, all will work for the next 50 yrs to pay off the war debt that the president continues to build up. and for what? OIL! oh and his ego too.
I wont even get into the troops fighting for his mad mans war either.


But there is some good news to report from washington, it seems the new congress has passed this bill into law! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070119/ap_on_go_co/senate_ethics

Thats right double dippers in congress or any other political seat holders. Either you do your job with the pay your given without any extra goodies or , well as the saying goes,, dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!! FINALY!



There are some countrys that say, might start to like have had it with their elected leaders and heres one where some telling one of those morons, to knock it off and get back to where and what you were elected to do. Represent the ppl, not your damn egos. http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/NY_Times_Iran_president_being_urged_0118.html

Now if only more can be said before the Novemeber elections from last yr.
Now i dont know how the president in Iran can be removed from power if he goes ego on his ppl, but in the EU most countrys has a no confidence law and well, pretty much dump the losers they elected to office.



http://www.wnbc.com/news/10788932/detail.html Remember when mayor Nagin was bitching about those in washington to get off their ass and help out with the New Orleans? ok but with this story, now its time for nagin to get off his collective ass and do something already. 600 million dollars just laying there to help rebuild New Orleans and his office excuse for not attempting to distribute the money is, too much red tape? please,, find another excuse nagin. Otherwise your nothing more then a liar.



Maybe Mayor Nagin should have used this before and after . Its a map of the world where ppl can track global disasters. Yes, anywhere between, say war, disease or other floods, can all be detected on this map. http://visz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/woalert.php?lang=eng
some might call it cool,, um i dont think thats the proper word for it. Informative
would be a better description?



Now heres a story coming from the city of NY! http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/490078p-412756c.html
It seems due to the real estate boom, alot of buildings are selling for at times tripple of the original value. So what does the Salvation Army do?

Evict ppl from two buildings that were donated many years ago for the homeless and the temp down and out. The reason? money. The SA wants to sell the properties for a profit. Now lets not forget the fact that one of the tennants living there is a retired Navy officer whos suffering from cancer. Where will she go if this deal happens?
The streets. So the question to put to the Mayor Of NYC is this. Yo Mikey, will you step in and stop this or look the other way and think nothing of it?
lets watch and see what happens. Will mega millions win out over ppls lifes?



With this articule, this man is probably correct with his assumption.
How else can you humans explain away the many snafus ? Hmm?


Oh yes,, big dick,, call em names and while your at , please by all means go fuck yourself too!! http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Vice_President_Cheney_says_Washington_all_0119.html
EDDIOOOT!!!



Before we get to the funnies, here a breaking news . ABC and the morons that run that network decided to spew this shit in hopes some ppl believe it?
ahh the familar Goebbels routine!!



news here from the House Of Murphy And CAIN! well the humans are doing much better. One of em has stopped coughing and blowing their nose every 3 mins.
Seems that the meds they took worked. The other human, ´´The spoiler´´ not so lucky, think they have to go back to the drs and get another round of meds to really get rid of that bronchitis! And aside from the hurricane we had here the other day, i can say we faired better then some folks in other parts of Germany and other EU countrys.

And this spring we get new windows put in ! this means mega chances for me to sneak outside hehehehe. I think i have a micro chip,, but i do know for a fact i have a tattoo inside my right ear with a number to trace in case i wander into your yard and decide to stay untill you feed me:) I dont bite, love ear rubs and really really love carpets to roll over. If i go missing which i doubt , just hit this blog and comment ´´ ATTENTION PPL WE FOUND YOUR PUCK´´! damn sure my owners will respond pronto!

Other then the above folks,, things here are good. So with that,


TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!





OK THIS ONES A GOOD ONE!
Umm, ok now one of my owners was 14 yrs old before their dad let em shoot a firearm on a target practise range. Folks this is REALLY A BIT TOO MUCH!!
EDDIOTT!
This dumb ass deserved it!!
YEAH DUDE!!!
PFFFT!
where are they now?
To many cocktails , darlink?
wife meets girlfriend song!
For all Drummers! ´´wasderface ´´ is one and well THEY ALL ROCK!
OK humans, thanks for reading my weekend edition blog!
Heres hoping your taking good care of your cats, and vice versa.
Oh and being how its winter, its not a good idea to wear wool socks ,sleep with a wool blanket and then pet us. ZAP isint fun.I will talk to you again tomorow :D
Take care fine pet owners/ Lovers of the world. And many thanks to the First Responders who rescue ppl and pets lives.
HEROS, you guys and gals are.
AND for the TROOPS! we didint forget, your president forgot.
godspeed you all home!!
REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN and CO.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.
words of wisdom? ha,, heres one,,
dont covet my cat nip!


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