My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Thursday, January 04, 2007


Thanks for the memories, Max.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-hurricane3jan03,0,3253020.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Never let it ever be said that Max didint warn us. Greetings again fine ppl. If you hit that link above, there you can read about what the retiring weatherman dude from National weather service has to say about ´´the big one´´ that he says will come. My owners found the read rather interesting due in part over the building codes in the state of Florida. Seems that there, you can get tax breaks as a housing developer if you say,,,,,,put in new carpets and paint the place once a year. Swell! No mention about any tax breaks for building structures that can withstand winds that come with a hurricane, etc. Now why would some states let that be? No tax breaks for making homes more durable during a hurricane? Hmmm, I think it has something to do with maybe insurance companys. But then again, what do i know, iam just a cat.


Speaking of predictions, heres a articule my owners spied and read with some disgust and disbelief!//www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/02/D8MDEM380.html If the divine Pat Robertson, says its going to happen because god told him so, then who are we as the pagens and heathens he proclaims he wants to save, say otherwise? Does patty know something and isint letting on to the general public? Once again there stands befour you humans a man whos only hold over ppl is the fear card. He plays it good say like a seasoned pro at a poker tournament! Oh pat,, about those african diomand mines you were involved in during the 1990s? we are still waiting to here if god told you do that too! Oh and who appointed this man GOD?


Pssst hey GG!! Fear not, there are pleanty of private sector jobs you can join once your forced out of the army! http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3347619,00.html Like some ppl mop their floors, it appears now that President Bush is considering dropping the very vauge and famous, Gen. George Casey. Well , dropping isint a good term, more like shit canned, fired, thrown under the bus, used abused and screwed and now giving his marching papers. Kinda like what the rummy went thru. Perhaps it was his new defence secretary who told em, caseys gotta go driving that train, someplace else? Will the wonders never cease that come from the White House? Maybe Condi Rice is next. After all her skills she obtained in college were more to the now dead cold war with russia. Sure she can speak that but not arabic. Not much use for any deals in the mideast roadmap to peace. But she did tell us folks late last year once she leaves her post , she will write a tell all book. Why how giving she is .


So today the President had his press speech ready and in all the fluff he pretty much said to the new congress, iam still president, so whatever laws you want passed changed or otherwise looked into, ya all still gotta kiss my ass! other wise no deal. Oh and the prez even took a op-ed in the wall street journal too! I wasint aware that the man could write let alone read anything other then my pet goat. But in fairness, George Bush did graduate Yale with a business degree. Iam sure thats sitting somewhere in mom and dads attic, in a box ,with the words, ´´treasons memories´´ might have been a mis spell, I think babs ment to write the word, ´´treasured´´, on it.


Onto other news of the world,, some kid went postal and decided to shoot another in a tacoma washington highschool. And the indonesia goverment still cant find a plane that crashed this past friday somewhere in the sea. Um , might a call for help from other countries be a possible plan? Iran is mad at the U.N. and the leader was in a mighty huff and puff mood when he gave his speech. No mention in his speech about his countrys high state of unemployment though. Just rants and raves about the U.N, and his never ending hard on for the Nukes. Over in Iraq, two more of saddams former bath members will be hanged on thursday. I along with my owners are wondering if another cellphone video is shot and spread on the internet? and more ppl have died! what? did you expect anything differant?


Ok onward to the House Of Murphy ,,,,(grrr) and Co.! Seems that the humans are lifeless. After all the mad dash of the holidays , they are slug city! sloth central, sofa spuds guru. I think if i look closely, i can see the dust settle over em as they watch the tv. Course it might the wet and windy weather here. Low pressure systems that blow in, can cause some folks and pets, to have low blood pressure and feel pretty much like crap. headaches,,achey sleepy, dizzy, dam, i think iam giving the names of the 7 dwarfs! Either way me along with cain and of course most of germany are looking forward to the sun! and alittle snow fall too. So for now untill sunday so say the weather folks, i wont expect any sunshine or snow either. More of the same at best. Other then the waking coma my owners have taken, things are good and so far the new year isint something i can gripe about. Cain did ok with his co- blogging. Its alittle choppy at times but i think hes getting the hang of it. I told em to not be so bright and cheery with his ´´hiya hiya folks´´stuff. But thats cain,, mr. happy feedbag .


Ok,, time for FUNNIES!!!

its only funny when it happens to other ppl, but a helmet might have been a good idea! http://www.break.com/index/bad_wipeout_on_staircase_jump.html


EDDDIOTT!! http://www.break.com/index/drunk_boxing_at_its_best.html


What happend to deligent? MMAO!!!http://www.break.com/index/dumping_a_dead_body_prank.html


Only in Japan. http://www.break.com/index/live_action_pacman.html


If my owners drove like this , id ask for the goggles and grab the jesus bar or the oh my god handle!!http://www.break.com/index/go_speed_racer_go.html

Well its that time of the night here in Germany for me to call it a day and wrap it up. Thanks folks for stoping on by and reading my and part time cains , blog. Or not!!! Talk with you again come tomorow,and make sure you let the cat in prior to going to bed too! Untill then,,

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,Hoc natura est insitum, ut quem timueris, hunc semper oderis - It's an innate thing to always hate the one we've learnt to fear.

CIAO!!!!

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