My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007


TO MUTE OR NOT TO MUTE!!


Greetings folks and happy wednesday to ya! ( germany, 6 hour time diff) so, are we all ready for George W Bush, state of the union speech? I think my owners will be watching the sports program and rooting for their player choice over at the aussie open. Dont get me wrong. In the past they have watched other presidents give the SOTU, with more fan fare then the current president. The last time they did attempt to listen to Bushs SOTU speeches, they ended up muting the tv and cranking the stereo. It kinda looked like old bush himself was singing the song on the stereo. Oh and the name of the song well one of em was ´´whiskey in a jar´´ by metalica, and other songs by em too. Just untill the commander in chief left the airwaves. It was actually funny. well for them.


NEWS! lets bring ya folks up to speed with the news happening from the world. First on the list is this ,,,http://alternet.org/story/47127/ and its a damn good read too.


And if anyone was expecting any differently then you will be disapointed to read about this, http://thinkprogress.org/. Did we really think that Bush would dare mention anything about katrina? Pffftt!

Now this news articule really made ´´wasderface´´ all warm and fuzzy inside, being how they are a american living in Germany. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6286755.stm I think the cockales in their heart didint warm well either. But once again, who can we thank for that?


ATTENTION LEFT OVER RATS! your ship has sunk, please let go of the railing and climb aboard the rescue ship REALITY! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070122/ap_on_go_co/us_iraq,, ahh the sounds of many little flip flops running up and down the capitol stairs. The pitter patter of rat feet in their pathetic attempt to look like they have any conscience left. Wonder if Decon would help speed up the abandonment process?



One more for the Ship Out! http://stripes.com/article.asp?section=104&article=42982. Nice, how utterly nice . Since now the US armed forces are stretched too thin already, this will really make the war on drugs look like a joke. With the bumper crop of poppies, that grew like rag weed over in Afghanastan, Iam sure the dealers will love this new change in the game. Sends out a mixed message.´´ Drugs, ahh it has to wait, we are gonna go get that oil for now.´´ Brilliant really.



what is the dilemia about this? http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,461682,00.html leave her ass locked up! I dont think we will see, say the unibomber get out after serving her amount of time she did.



This articule here was like ´´what? the google got it ´´? http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,461667,00.html Hmm i wont even ponder or speculate as to how that was pulled off and why. Leave up to the masters of putes, to figure it out.



Who buries cars? and why? http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/23/buried.car.ap/index.html guess these folks do. Makes lots of ppl wonder if its now a rust bucket, that leaked its gas and oil into the ground, or will just look new and dandy the day it was buried. Ppl are odd. and some think cats are odd, no. Its the other way around. The only thing we bury is our poop. even then not 100% of the time either.


Yet more death tolls. http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10370 My owners dont think this will stop no matter what. Its just to damn late. But yanno, what do the chumps in the white house care? or the morons that voted to go to war? sure sure, some say they regret it. But if they had any real balls they would have went with their gut feeling and said NAY on the vote. To late now.


Seems that ´´the libby´´ wont go down as the scape goat he was intended for. well my my my, now what will karl do? http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6365671,00.html. My owners and myself too, personaly hope that libby squeals like a pig, sings like a canary and expose´s all the dirty little secrets.


On to news in hollywood! http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/23/D8MR1A1O1.html

my owners are hoping that martin scorsese, finaly nabs one! The rest of the movies look good and iam sure once they are out on DVD, the humans here will scoop em up like mad to view.






News here from the House Of Murphy bring us with pretty much of the same. The humans called the roofing company and were told, that they arent the only folks with the same problem. They were asked how many shingles were missing(three now) how big the hole was( about foot and half long and wide) and if there was any way they could reach it and use a tarp untill one of the roofing ppl can get over to fix it? (No) Ok, so today, no roofer again.


Then to top it off , it seems that the local cable tv provider was doing matience here and ripped, dragged, or broke one of the main underground wire bundles and there was no tv all day!! NONE. This happend at 12 noon and finaly it came back on at 8:00pm . What if there was a ´´breaking news´´ and my owners werent aware of it?



I noticed that on the comment part of my blog, my buddie elvin from catster was suprised to see that cain is pushing 26 pounds. Yep elvin he is. My owners are almost afraid when its time to take us to the vets for the booster shots. What will the vet say? Ö I dont think they make stair masters for cats. a treadmill, cain would just roll around on and lazor light toys are only good for about 4 mins , then cain plops and just watches it. No more chasing. I suppose its another trip to the pet store and buy yet again new cat food . This time for over weight kittys. Well, i hope my brother likes Tofu cat food. Cause iam sure as hell not eating that shit. I got my anti bladder infection food and its mighty fine, and with flavor too.








TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!


was that the cops or the druggies hanging on the drug dealers van?
http://www.break.com/index/drug_dealer_tries_to_get_away.html


wheres the target again? http://www.break.com/index/military_attempts_to_find_insurgents_in_tower.html

hard worker? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212915

HOLY SHIT this is bad road rage! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212905

Anxiety attack on the field? Should call it barfball! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212904

MMAF!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212892

CRAZY! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212869

I like max :) http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212862

And with that being that, id say my time is done here. Thanks folks for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not.! And get the pop corn and tissues ready for tonights SOTU speech, by George W Bush. Id say also get the remote ready to mute it . or just shut the damn tv off ! I think my owners will read about it , and watch the tennis matches in australia tonight. I mean, they are sick enough with colds and bronchitis, i cant see making em anymore sicker, with Bush and his pack of lies yanno?

WORDS OF WISDOM ,,,,,,,Eventus stultorum magister - Events are the teacher of the stupid persons. Stupid people learn by experience, bright people calculate what to do. ( i think thats good for tonight givng the Bush speech , dont you?)

CIAO!!!!!!











2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If it makes Cain feel any better: the rumors about me becoming a "big boy" may be true. I got stuck halfway under the couch when I was trying to run away from my sisters last week. My humans found me wedged underneath (1/2 in and 1/2 out) and laughed at me before finally unwedging me from the couch.

Elvin

Anonymous said...

ÖÖ!!!!! ooh elvin!!

iam sorry to hear that really. its not fair to be picked on because well for male cats, once they have to be fixed, the cut, makes the gut!!!

regards,,

Murphy and Co.!!!