My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Monday, January 29, 2007




THE END OF A GREAT CHAMPION!


Before I paw on this blog tonight, I, along with my owners wish to extend a heartfelt condolance to the owners of Barbaro. Last years Kentucky derby winner. May his soul be forever racing with the wind. http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/29/D8MV56680.html


Ok, iam better now,, ahem. Looks like my owners put up new pictures of me ,at my finest too. Some are ones where iam looking down to seek and attempt to destroy cain, if hes in my sights, the others are where iam watching shadows on the wall :) have a look at em for yourself.
ahhh a fat puck of a brother, lingering below.what to do what to do?




do you really expect me to believe that? please fool!
Like this story below with more odd lights in the sky? http://www.khon2.com/home/ticker/5387746.html this ufo shit is kinda getting out of hand. whats next, more national enquire stories that a person was abducted? there are some that say its a sign of the end of the world, for those folks i say its a sign your at the end of your rope and lights in the sky are the only things left to give you any sane reason or hope!


Heres another wtf, story my owners spied today and had em going why?http://www.guardian.co.uk/farright/story/0,,2000940,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12 this is the last thing the EU needs right now. Why does, the EU have to spend billions on countries that still have nutward patients locked up for 15 yrs because they were dragged inside from being drunk and a spouce told the docs back then, they drink to much? why are most of the nutward imates heads shaved too? check out romania and its long list of dirty little detention centers.
Now we have the wannabe morons over in russia, doing the brown shirt jig and talking shit . Cant the cops just bear spray em? disperse the crowd of EDDDIOOTS!




Of course everyone reading this loves ´´the google´´ just not what they are doing since becoming big and well, catering to the right too much. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/29/technology/29google.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin bummer. first they agree with china to limit what google china can allow on the google and now this? he is a failure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


News from the war in Iraq, now brings us tales from troops returning home.http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/crime/article2194257.ece and yet those so called army shrinks still dont see a direct link from the war to post tramatic stress? i mean, ya gotta be pretty nuts to do something like that story above!

with fights like this,, being there close up and seeing it first hand,http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Fnm%2F20070128%2Fts_nm%2Firaq_dc its bound to make some ppl break from the constant fear, and wondering if todays the day they die. another case in point, this story, http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.startribune.com%2F462%2Fstory%2F963363.html

Things over in iraq are bad enough. can you humans imagine how bad it would have gotten if this happend?http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/01/29/iraq.main/index.html talk about the bowels of hell being opened up.

Gotta love the next articule and this guys candor about it all. http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,462782,00.html yet he kept his mouth shut over it . Now why are these assclowns speaking up? if that were me id be underground for a very long time.

This next one makes many think a great deal . show any semi support for a goverment, and it can be verbal , and one can end up like this http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,462792,00.html . The grizzly adams beard was aquired at a later date iam sure. but like the dude said, better safe then sorry . ?

But thru it all, the next story says it all in one sentence. This shit will never end.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6309029.stm not as long as this keeps going on, fanning the flames of hate, which makes war seem like a prize idea .
Maybe in 70 yrs when these wars end, and ppl come to terms with the horrors of war and find peace among one another, they can erect a memorial and ppl from all over come see it and pray it wont end up like this memorial,http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,462801,00.html
Nothings says,, ´´man what a shame,, brb i gotta take a leak´´ then that above articule!


To top it off , now the canadians hate us!! http://alternet.org/rights/47331/
So much for any american going up north for a cold beer and some bacon. ya might come back with the cold shoulder treatment and a steak covering your eye. Yes, the right wingers have done one hell of a job in dividing the world, one country at a time.


Fear not humans, things look better for animals then say for you. have a glance at this story. Its a about damn time good news articule too. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6309159.stm thats once,, twice,, 3 times a daffy. i think this quack should live out his days in some bird sanctuary. The outside is bad, bad i say for em.

News , worthy of taking a look at .!!

two faces of John Mc Cain! http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Video_The_Real_McCain_0129.html

More reasons why Joe libribeman sucks, http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Lieberman_protester_removed_from_Katrina_hearing_0129.html

Now Colo Mustard tells the truth? http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Bolton_US_has_no_interest_in_0129.html


cant wait for the fallout from the fundies over this new find !

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/29/070129220html701.161f20yf.





News from the House Of Murphy, finds the humans still holding their hand on their ass for a plumber. Seems every plumber they called, is booked solid till? and maybe they can come out on thursday. Till then, keep that tupperwear cake carrier thing emtpy and use the sink all ya want, it wont harm anything.

The humans found a bigger tupperware thing , looks like its for a mother load of salads? and they are going to use that come tomorow. I mean, icky dishes stacked up sure as hell arent making me want to go into the kitchen. Tonight the humans said, ppftt and Did a Mc F--ck it . Less dishes and stuff to wash once the sink is fixed,, hence the word,, Once! But theres only some many times a Bigmac looks good .

Sure sure, they could wash the dishes in the bathtub, but um,, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! things like that wont take place in this house so long as iam around! besides, the bathtub is, my sometimes nappy spot too.



Other then that,, things are great. ´´the spoilers´´ cough seems alot loser then the past 3 weeks and the doc kept em home another week today. They made the schlepp back to the dr. smuck and he was happy, ( if not relieved, too) that the antibiodtics are really kicking in and he wont be responsible for any hospital admitance due to neglect for not handing out the right meds in the first place!



OK TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!!


tomboy?http://www.break.com/index/girl_face_plants_into_bike_ramp.html




MMAF!!! good cranker call http://www.break.com/index/crank_yankers_jessica_simpson.html




wouldint this destroy the racket? or rip off someones hand? http://www.break.com/index/500_mph_tennis_ball_launcher.html



Think staples might sell these?http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=216072




Aussies idol ? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=216060




MMAF!!!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=216066




Big deal, its probably rabid too!! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=216046




Please tell me this is fake OMG!!!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=216036




Singing in the hail!!!! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=216035




Supersize me isint the right way humans http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=216001




MMAF OMG!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=215862




Play ground fun for humans http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=215856






Glad you had a laugh at the expence of another. Us cats do that all the time. it can be quite fun yanno?.I sure missed blogging . But the weekends call and cains the cat for that job. I read his stuff, looks good, so no complaints from me to him over it either.
Thanks for stopping on by and reading my blog,, or not. Iam sure ill be back to talk to you folks come tomorow night. and remember,, use those tupperware salad bowls for something other then salad. Fear not over mini floods humans.
At least with small kitchen sink floods, most insurance companys pay up. Its those big ass SOBs ya gotta watch out for. NO not the floods, the insurance companys!




WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,Videtis quantum scelus contra rem publicam vobis nuntiatum sit? - How great an evil do you see that may have been announced by you against the Republic? (Cicero)



CIAO!!!!!!!

2 comments:

KayInMaine said...

Wow Murph! You put a lot of time and effort into your posts. Good for you!

Sad about the race horse today. I worked on a race horse farm in high school and the owner had to put a horse down one time. It was so awful!!

Anonymous said...

it's me, smoke