My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Thursday, January 11, 2007


FLIP FLOPPING AWAY, flip flopping awaaaayyy!


Greetings again humans and welcome back to The House Of Murphy And Co.! Ok so lets not waste any time , lets start it off with the http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/09/AR2007010901872_pf.html This man just cant seem to be consistant with anything other then lying! Tonight as we all wait with baited breath, President Bush will outline his new plans for iraq! But unknown to some in congress untill recently, Hes already sent abroad troops without notifiying congress untill the last min. Sure there are some that say well Bush has the right to do so and theres nothing that congress can do. WAIT A SECOND, then perhaps one should read this,,http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/10/mcconnell-somalia/. It has been done in the past and well it can be once again applied. Lets see how this all pans out after tonights speech .


Since all the buzz is about the war in Iraq , my owners caught this articule and read it and thought, well it could work. However those in washington wont even look at it let alone discuss it . http://alternet.org/waroniraq/46490/. This all from a man who knows the Iraqi ppl and has lived there. I mean, its a sell in Europe but not in Washington. Why is that? Probably because if the blueprints the man made up to stable Iraq worked, then All that oil that Is up for grabs cant be grabbed by big oil companies. See when it comes to the spoils of war, all that matters is say, OIL and nothing more. Peace means jack shit to some.


On to another matter at hand. My owners read this articule and were shocked and well sickend too at how some ppl,behave . All over a blogger who caught some not so nice words being said , and exposed the pricks for what they are. http://mediamatters.org/items/200701090004?src=item200701090004 Read that and wonder just what the hell happend to freedom of speech? Its only a figure of speech now-a-days it seems. Unreal shit.


Oh and remember that law that was passed by the new congress? kinda cracking down on lobbiyist? Well seems they left out a small but over all a large loophole for some to fall thru. http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Major_loophole_in_Democrats_ethics_bill_0109.html

Now, why is it that some can and others cant and now there is no comment coming from the speaker of the house over this little loophole? sounds mighty slippery to me folks. So heres hoping that some watchdogs, keep a eye on this story and see where it leads to.

This ones got me and my owners swinging. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/1c9804a8-a0a3-11db-acff-0000779e2340.html First it was no now its yes and ok we are sorry? Seems that Belarus, the only left behind country from the old cold war, has decided to now free up the pipe lines and stop the petty crap. One can only wonder if maybe Putin, didint remind those in Belarus to get with the program otherwise expect some tanks to roll on in soon! Wars have been started over shit like this folks.


Now at a cost thats sure to piss some ppl off due to the 19% tax rate hike here in Germany, The German goverment as taken to address this little problem they have going on.http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,458624,00.html Seems to me that perhaps they are being a bit wuss like in dealing with folks that dont have a care in the world when it comes to stomping on ppls faces due to color, race or creed. So they spent money to develope a youth understanding acceptance center for kids and young adults to attend in hopes of not becoming a neo nazi. Thats like say, going into down town L.A. and attempting to open up a center to discourage kids from joining gangs. As soon as some one spots em coming and going inside the place, you know damn well the name calling will start. I applaud Germanys attempt to help inner city kids , but going after the morons who rally and march and recruit into the Neo Nazi Groups, should be A top Priority. Send out the riot police and start cracking down on the folks that promote the shit. So be it, if one skin head gets his nose broken during so. They didint have a problem kicking and stomping someone to the ground , now did they?


On a differant topic and this ones cow size too! Can we say super moo size me?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=427714&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=NEWS&ct=5

Imagine the hamburger those cows can make . The milk increase is amazing in its own sence but something about altering genes to make a critter bigger and one mother load of a milking machine seems slightly off kilter to me. I can only imagine how much hay these new giant cows are going to need, and then of course comes the problem will all that cow poop! I think My owners will stick to the Bio Bio foods . Heres hoping they dont supersize domestic pets someday. The current litter box size just wouldint cut it anymore.


Check this story out! pretty amazing huh? Heres hoping the Eagle is ok .http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/10/ap/strange/mainD8MI6TRO2.shtml


Yet another story to bring to you folks regarding the celebs ! Check out Mr.Blackwells top ten list of worst dressed stars! Like who didint see some of the names on it as a no brainer?http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070109/entertainment/blackwell_list_1


and if thats not enough to laugh about, heres yet more hoopla, coming from the Rosie and Donald Trump bitch fest!http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/09/people_hot_water/main2341329.shtml?source=RSSattr=U.S._2341329 BUT WAIT, theres more!!!

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070110/D8MILLV04.html


and yet still more,http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/10/D8MILLV04.html!! Will this ever end? And second, who here reading this blog is getting sick of celebritys airing their dirty laundry in public? Its looking more and more like some dysfunctional family dinner!!


Last but not least comes this story about Mark McGwire not being inducted into the baseball hall of fame. Seems his balls will not be preserved due to rumors amid steriod use.http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/09/sportsline/main2341632.shtml?source=RSSattr=U.S._2341632. Well, lets see how Barry Bonds reacts one day when he too is denied entry.


And finale, before we head off to the funnies, section, heres the most shamefull news articule my owners read tonight and had them shaking their heads! The Big question is , WHY?! damn!http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070110/D8MIM2B00.html So much for the land of pleanty! Somewhere down the road, someone reading this might actually give a shit who has the power to help those in need.



Ok, TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!!!

SOME DAY SOON, SOMEONES GOING TO SNAP !http://www.break.com/index/another_garbage_man_scare_prank.html

Reminds me of ´´wasderfaces´´ story about the go-cart they drove once at the age of 5 yrs old! http://www.break.com/index/kid_gets_close_lined_by_slide.html

GLAD MY OWNERS GOT ME FIXED! http://www.break.com/index/male_camel_toe.html

MMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206314 GOOD STUFF!

EVEN MY CAT EARS ENJOYED THIS!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206400

JR. NEIL PERT? pretty good for being 4 yrs old! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206325

One more funnie in shape of a email my owners recieved!.

When to start Cussing....A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom." You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time westarted cussing."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'mgonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks intothe kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, hereplies,"Aw, hell, Mom , I guess I'll have some Cheerios."WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother inhot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in hisroom and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and askswith a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?""I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't beCheerios!"

News here in The House Of Murphy finds one of my owners with full blown bronchitis! its bad i say bad! So they went out today along with ´´wasderface´´ and purchased a humidifier to Help them breathe better.

At first i didint like fog like effect it produced. Plus it has a blue night light on it that reflects the water inside the egg shaped thing. Drove my eyes batty untill i got used to it. Iam hoping that the human recovers and soon from this icky lung infection. That damn cough they have, it can keep me up for hours on end. Last night i slept in the bedroom and still heard the cough. Heres a plea from me, to humans who go to work sick and infect another co -worker. Next time, please stay your sorry ass at home? Thanks.!!! Ok folks, my time is up here. Thanks for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not! Talk to you fine ppls tomorow. Heres hoping the madness in the world will seek some form of professional help and Us cats and along with you humans live fear free! Till tomorow ,,,

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,In dubio pro reo - In doubt in favor of the accused. If there is a doubt about guiltiness, the judgement has to be in favour of the accused.

CIAO!!!!!










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