My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Friday, January 12, 2007

Its called what again,

BOOB JOB?


Greetings again folks this very windy stormy night here in Germany. Ok lets get it rolling with this story.http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/11/rice-augmentation/ Nope folks, one cannot make this stuff up either! I love how some find new words to describe something thats pretty much looking bad from every side possible. Todays new word to describe the mess in Iraq is ´´ Augmentation´´.

Folks please dont get that confussed with a boob job either ok? Condi has the oxford and the websters open for the times shes has to appear before some commitee hearing. This latest wording, is going to go on the records as the boob job hearings!


Well this bill passed and will sit befour the president. Doubts are running high though as Bush said he will veto it.http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aTujkRUZx7ZY&refer=home. It appears to go against his grain as a caring human. My owners and vast other humans think hes just the opposite , a prick in sheeps clothing. Of course there are those times, where he is capable of actually showing real feelings over things. Case in point, this,,


No comment.


Today we were given news of this http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6251167.stm and some sat back and thought isint that alittle ballsy? But after that shock wore off, we were given this story to read, and really started to think about all that lose change some have saved up in mason jars or inside some old cigar box.http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2007/01/10/rfid-defence.html Now we know why its called a loon. One of my owners here had a loon they brought with em from canada when they flew over here some yrs ago. Since then they gave it to some nice old man who passed away. If memory serves me right, i think hes buried with it too. Wonder what the signal is, coming from a rough box?


But, there was some light at the end of the news tunnel for you humans as this made the headlines http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2786923&GMA=true now maybe there is some hope for the USA with its soccer. Sorry England, looks like your not looking to damn Posh anymore for david! :) !!


As i was looking over ´´wasderfaces ´´shoulder as they were reading the news today, My eyes bugged out over the pics regarding this critter! Guard the carrots humans. http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,458863,00.html Now thats one mother of all bunnie rabbits. Some folks are in a uproar over the entire deal with N. Korea to use those monstor rabbits as food for the poor serfs who cannot afford to feed themselfs. As a cat i can tell you this , that rabbit isint that bad tasting. Some gourmet cat food here,uses it . Kinda taste like veal and chicken mixed. Truth be told, a rabbit that big, really outgrows the awww cute easter bunny status for many.

For one if those bunnies ever escaped, alot of farmers can kiss goodbye some carrots or whatever they were growing. Knowing the dillwads in N.Korea, watch just that happen, some get out and start a rouge bunnie colony that eats up the meager wheat that grows there. Yanno humans, i could go on with some jokes about humans who want to own one of those giant rabbits. One instance is this,, ´´Honey iam going to wash the bunnie, can you help ´´?!!
ahem,,, yea,,


Seems there is alot of snow in Ireland ,,,http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,459187,00.html wow, i wonder whos plowing it all? Some might say its the luck of the irish? I say its pretty sad when 100% of bank notes have traces of cocaine on em. EDDIOTTS!!


Yet more news regarding the Rosie and donny argument. Now its Madonna whos jumped in the ring to offer more tag team excitment.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16566468/ However , there was no comment from her, in regards to the jolie adoption thing.


News From The House Of Murphy And Co.! tonights gotta be thee worst coughing spell for ´´the spoiler´´. This bronchitis shit is really bad. Sounds bad too. I think they went on a hack and gag trip for 4 min befour it subsided. Thats a long time to be without the normal amount of air in the lungs. Eating is forced labor, with the breathing and stuffy nose too. Its become routine now for the human to chew, swallow, gasp for air and repeat untill a cough attack kicks in. If dick cheney is reading this, yes DICK,, your correct if you say, ´´sounds like waterboarding´´!
Heres hoping the anti biodicts kick in fast. Sleeping with only ´´wasderface´´ is ok, but they dont give good belly rubs, and roll over on me too.



TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!!
Where ever they are, ill take some of that snow, nix on the water.http://www.break.com/index/boiling_water_in_negative_45_degrees.html
ATTENTION! only orange cats are like this!
My owners were afraid to stick their hand into far, now we know why!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206800
Thats going to leave a scar! DEBBIE LET ME GET OFF!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206584
I bet this guy was happy for a snow fall! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=206695
Thanks folks for stopping or dropping on in,or by to read my blog. Or not. Talk to you ppl tomorow night,, oh wait,, thats right. Its the weekend edition with cain. Ok well then untill monday, have a good weekend and enjoy . And remember humans, the first rule of law when becoming a cat owner,, We own YOU!! Heres wishing all bronchitis suffers some relief and heres wishing some sleep for ME!
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,Olim habeas eorum pecuniam, numquam eam reddis: prima regula quaesitus - Once you have their money, you never give it back: the 1st rule of acquisiton.
CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Awesome!